There's Something About Mary Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 119 min
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This finally gets Warren's attention.
WARREN:
You seen my baseball?
We see Ted discreetly pull a BRAND NEW BASEBALL out of his pocket
and palm it in his hand.
TED:
Well, if it's a big white one with red
stitching, I think I saw it right behind
your ear ..
Ted is reaching behind Warren's ear when suddenly Warren TAKES A
SWIPE AT HIM, knocking him to the ground.
MARY:
Warren!!!
Ted HITS HIS HEAD on the coffee table.
ON THE BASEBALL - as it rolls under the couch, stopping right
next to the OTHER MISSING BALL.
BACK TO SCENE - In a split second, Warren is up like a cat and
DIVES ONTO TED. As MARY AND HER PARENTS SCREAM, Ted manages to
free himself from the disabled man's clutches and GETS WARREN IN A
HEADLOCK.
MARY'S DAD
(to Ted)
What the hell are you doing?!
MARY'S MOM
Teddy, let him go!
TED:
(out of breath)
I'm trying...tell him to...calm down.
The family jumps on Warren and finally break it up.
MARY'S DAD (cont'd)
(to Ted)
Jesus Christ, guy, what the hell were you
doing?!
TED:
I was playing a trick. I-I-I had a
baseball.
MARY'S MOM
What baseball? Where's a baseball?
Ted looks around but there's no ball in sight.
TED:
There was a ball I had a honest.
As Mary helps Ted up, we see that his shirttail is out and his tie
is hanging off. Mary's parents lead the frothing Warren back to
the couch.
MARY (to Ted)
I'm sorry. I should've told you, he's got a
thing about his ears.
TED:
Oh. Okay. I gotcha.
MARY:
Are you all right?
TED:
Oh yeah.
MARY'S MOM
(to Mary)
Honey, now you're all wrinkled.
Mary looks down and frowns.
MARY:
Ted, will you just give me one more minute?
I have to iron this thing.
Ted starts to tuck his pants in as Mary and her mother head back
up the stairs. Mary's Dad and Ted are left alone. And Warren.
Ted rubs his head, sees a spot of blood.
TED:
(to Mary's Dad)
May I use your bathroom?
INT. BATHROOM - TWILIGHT
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