Let's Kill Grandpa This Christmas Page #2
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- 2016
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It looks like he hasn't
cleaned this place in 20 years.
- It's a fixer-upper, I'll grant you that.
But you can't ignore
the comfy, cozy quality
of this bucolic beauty.
I mean, just think of the
dinner parties we'll have here.
All our friends coming up here to visit us
in this regal, A-frame chateau.
a little something-something
under this yuletide mistletoe, hm?
- Hello!
- Hey, Merry Christmas, Leigh.
- Hello, Leigh.
- Merry Christmas, Jen.
Aren't you festive in your
little holiday sweater,
you Christmasy thing, you.
- Not nearly as festive as you, Leigh.
- Well, just trying to bring holiday cheer
to the royals in their future castle.
- It's more of a dungeon.
- Hey, Merry Christmas, Carl.
- Merry Christmas.
- I'm glad you brought your horn.
- Yeah, I figured I'd
set the mood for romance
in front of the ladies later on.
- Nice, you gonna break
us out with some Kenny G?
I'm breaking your balls.
You look good, pal.
Hey, any word from Grandpa?
How's he doing?
- So the doctors just wanted
to run some last-minute tests
on his arrhythmia, but turns
out he's healthy as a lark,
God bless his soul.
- It's healthy as a horse.
- Whatever.
- Happy as a lark.
- What's a lark?
- It's a festive little woodland bird.
That's where the saying comes from.
I guess they're pretty
happy-go-lucky little creatures.
- You are just a plethora
of useless information,
aren't you, Carl?
Now would you tote the bags, please?
an appreciation for nature
that I'm aware of.
- What?
So, anyway, uh,
have the business conversation
up front, so it's not looming
over us all weekend long.
I know it's a little awkward
that Grandpa's giving us
the 2.2 million and you guys are getting
this really cute house.
But I was thinking, you know,
maybe we should just respect
his judgment and move on.
- We've moved on, Leigh.
- Oh great, we need to
get a Christmas tree up
in this house.
So, what's it like taking care of Ray?
- Ugh, he eats and shits like a gorilla.
It's like taking care of a zoo animal.
There, I said it, terrible.
- You're a saint, Jen.
- Mm-mm.
- It drives me to drink.
And don't even get me started on Brett.
- Why, what's wrong?
- He goes off at night to write.
God knows where he really goes.
- You don't think Brett's...
No way, what, with who?
- I don't wanna to think
about that, okay, Leigh?
- Okay.
If it makes you feel any better,
I thought Carl was cheating
on me a few years back.
have him on a choke chain.
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