Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off Page #2
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 110 min
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Uh... women and this year,
one man,
our first male contestant.
And we've got an
African American contestant
this year, finally.
And we...
Love to have her.
Happy to have her.
That's not an issue for us.
I don't know who it would be
an issue for.
And the lord sayeth...
I drive all the streams
of Egypt.
All the streams of Egypt.
Honor thy mother and father,
says the lord.
Now I like to honor my mother.
I'd like you all to know
our very own
sister ladybug Briggs,
has just been chosen
as a finalist
in the Van Rookle farms
cook-off.
Like manna from heaven,
Y'all know I can make a biscuit.
The lord delivered 5,000
with the loaves and fishes.
Well, she's about to deliver me.
My name is ladybug Briggs.
The reason
they called me ladybug
is because I love ladybugs.
Now I don't get the fingernails
with the band-aids on them
because these are weak
and I'm using the band-aids
to hold them on.
I love ladybugs
because they bring me luck,
just like they're
going to bring me
for this cooking competition
on the... um...
For the va...
What's the name?
It's, uh,
the Van Rookle farms cook-off.
For the Van Rookle farms
cook-off.
Now I have been, um, a cook
since I was probably
around 12 years old.
Markus, Markus,
you in the camera.
Oh, all right.
I do karate if they looking for
somebody like that, just...
- They ain't looking
for nobod...
well, they might be. You know,
that's my baby, Markus,
and if any of y'all need somebody
to do karate, he's wonderful.
Yeah.
And I'm her eldest son,
Thaddeus Briggs.
- Yes, Thaddeus. This is my son.
- That's right.
But only is he a reverend,
he's also...
Um, what's the other thing
you do?
- I'm a lawyer, mama.
- A minister and a lawyer.
You're looking at the winner.
The million-dollar baby
right here.
- Mom?
- Yes, baby?
Check this out.
Check out my pivot foot.
It don't move.
- That's my favorite.
- Thank you, Leigh.
Maybe after we do this,
you can...
The people can get you
doing that on camera.
Oh yeah, that would be
good outside.
That'd be good.
Markus, Markus, go around front
and get them prophylactics
- mama bought you now.
- All right, mama.
What's in my biscuit
is meltameeta with...
It is a cheese and sausage
flavor product,
but now it ain't got
no real cheese
or no real sausage
up in there though.
No, that's because for people
that are allergenic
to those things.
And I have a wonderful scooter.
I had the carpel tunnel
and people don't know
Tell them, Thaddeus.
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