Bridget Jones's Baby Page #5
MIRANDA:
people like you now Bridge, you’re
a cougar, a MILF.
BRIDGET:
I’m not a MILF, I’m not even a Mum.
I’m a spinster, I’m a SPILF.
SUSAN comes in.
SUSAN:
Three minutes until we’re on air.
Cathy has jotted down details. Hands them to Bridget.
CATHY:
It’s called Voyeurz, with a z. Tell
them Cathy sent you. If you go on a
Thursday, there’s a Chinese buffet.
All you can eat...as it were.
14 INT. HARD NEWS STUDIO GALLERY. DAY. 14
Bridget takes prime position at the desk in the gallery in
front of all the monitors. She slips on her microphone.
15 INT. HARD NEWS STUDIO. FLOOR. DAY 15
Miranda takes her place on set, slips in her ear-piece.
FLOOR MANAGER:
Twenty seconds to air.
Miranda continues to talk to Bridget through her microphone.
MIRANDA:
Anyway, far too many women are
wasting their lives having babies
in their thirties and forties when
they should be getting on with
their careers.
FLOOR MANAGER:
TEN, nine, EIGHT, seven, SIX,
five...
Miranda suddenly changes character - into impressive Emily
Matlis-type anchorwoman.
SHOOTING SCRIPT.
11
MIRANDA:
Hello, and welcome to Hard News.
BONG:
MIRANDA (CONT’D)
Tonight, more attacks in Ramallah,
we go live as the world asks is it
time for the UN to intervene?
FOOTAGE RUNS so they can go on talking.
MIRANDA (CONT’D)
You didn’t by any chance freeze
your eggs?
BRIDGET:
God no, I imagine they’re hard
boiled by now.
MIRANDA:
You know what Bridge, this weekend
we need to go out and engage in
some serious
BONG - back on air.
MIRANDA (CONT’D)
Binge drinking; A dangerous scourge
on society. Is new legislation
needed?
FOOTAGE RUNS.
16 INT. HARD NEWS STUDIO. GALLERY. NIGHT 16
RICHARD FINCH enters.
RICHARD FINCH:
Bridget, Miranda, I’ve told you not
to talk between the bongs.
Without looking up, they both give him the finger. Richard
exits the gallery.
BONGS AGAIN.
MIRANDA:
The Foreign Secretary will be live
in the studio to talk about the
looming crisis in Muribundi.
FOOTAGE RUNS.
MIRANDA (CONT’D)
Or you could always try online
dating again.
BRIDGET.
Those dating sites are just full of
married men wanting affairs.
SHOOTING SCRIPT.
12
MIRANDA:
No, I’ve met all sorts of men. The
other night I was on Tinder and
half an hour later I’m in a three
way with...
MIRANDA (CONT’D)
Prince Andrew; The Royal Special
Representative for Trade and
Investment has written his first
children’s book.
FOOTAGE RUNS.
Two young, hip and serious-looking professionals glide into
the back of the studio; power-dressed ALICE PEABODY and her
assistant. She watches proceedings sternly.
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