'8 Out of 10 Cats' Does 'Deal or No Deal' Page #2
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- 2013
- 47 min
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Yes, mate.
You're friends with Jon, right?
I am, yes!
How long have you known each other?
About eight years.
Eight years!
He's good to live with. I mean, it's
a bit like living with a rescue cat.
He finds it hard to trust and if you
touch him, he'll take your face off.
LAUGHTER:
APPLAUSE:
I don't know...
The integrity of Sean's
system rests on this.
If this is not blue,
this system is gone.
Not only does this have to be
the penny, but you have to kiss him
when it's the penny,
which I am very excited about.
Are you aware of the penny kiss
on Deal Or No Deal?
When you get the penny
you have to kiss the person.
How long for?
Two or three seconds.
Can I cradle them?
You can cradle them.
OK, Matt. OK, get us started,
let's open box number 7.
Good luck to everyone
playing at home.
LAUGHTER:
GROANING:
3,000.
I would just say
your system is bullshit.
LAUGHTER:
I can't even see 2.
Oh, it's another of your friends.
Let's go with Mia.
So Mia, do you have a feeling about
your box, a feeling what's in there?
I don't...
LAUGHTER:
We're going to be using
the term "box" a lot here.
Can we just please get over it?
The box.
The box.
not "your" box.
OK, Mia, let's try
and find a blue for Jon.
Good luck.
APPLAUSE:
500 gone, 3,000 gone.
13 next?
This is your baby.
Katherine.
This is Katherine Ryan, comedian.
Friend of 8 Out Of 10 Cats.
I think you've made
the right choice.
Right.
Let's open box 13.
We're hoping for blue here.
APPLAUSE:
It's red but it's
the lowest of the reds.
Getting rid of them reds.
That is not the object of the game.
You've got three so far.
Three reds, one blue.
Right, OK.
What's the next box?
On here, it is 19.
Where's 19?
Hello.
Nick Helm. Hello, Nick.
Hello.
Got a good feeling about that box
there in front of you?
Don't really care.
LAUGHTER:
Good luck, Sean.
Thanks, Nick.
Good luck, Jon.
Thanks, Nick.
F*** you, Jimmy.
GROANING:
The first big...
10,000 gone.
The next number in the system
is number five.
Another one of Jon's friends.
I'm just delighted
how many friends I have.
John, you used
to live with Jon, right?
How is it living
with Jon Richardson?
He's particular.
He's the only person
who's ever billed me for cleaning.
LAUGHTER:
It's not like that was day one when
we lived together that I decided...
I was sick of tidying the house
and I thought, "Do you know what?
"If we had a cleaner
they would get paid for this."
The important thing about it is
it changed absolutely nothing!
I did not get paid
and the house did not remain tidy.
Tears are a natural cleaning agent.
OK, let's open box number 5 and see.
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