The Boondock Saints Page #2

CONNOR:

What?

Murphy slaps Connor square in the face with the bloody slab.

Connor's face is caked with blood as he stands stunned. He

then leaps on Murphy, sending him into a pile of nearby

hamburger. He grabs a large cow tongue from a nearby heap

and begins slapping Murphy in the face with it as they both

laugh and the workers cheer.

Their boss, McGERKIN approaches with a very large woman.

Her head is clean-shaven. The two are still laughing, out of

breath, they turn.

MCGERKIN:

Boys this is Rose, Baum, Gurtle...

Gurtle.

ROZ:

Rozengurtle Baumgartner.

MCGERKIN:

You'll be training her today, and do

a good job.

BOTH BOYS:

Aye.

CONNOR:

(wipes hand and extends

it)

Pleased ta meet ya Rozie.

She points to a tattoo on her neck that reads untouched by

man.

ROZ:

I prefer to be called Rozengurtle by

men.

CONNOR:

(taken aback)

Okay then... let's get ya started.

Connor exits with Roz.

MURPHY:

Christ, that's the largest woman

I've ever seen.

MCGERKIN:

It's self-imposed affirmative action.

If we hire big, fat, angry lesbians,

then the leftist groups representing

big, fat angry lesbians, won't think

we're violating their rights.

MURPHY:

Well, how politically correct you

are. That's good stuff.

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