Inherent Vice Page #3
DOC:
Wait, wait, wait, I flunked social
studies:
Jews and AryanBrotherhood. Isn’t there
something about hatred?
AUNT REET:
Mickey’s eccentric. More and more
lately. I would say stoned out of
his f***in’ mind, since he
discovered drugs, no offense to
you, Doc.
DOC:
accidentally?
AUNT REET:
I promised my little sister that
I’d never put her baby in the way
of danger.
9.
DOC:
I’m cool with the Brotherhood,
Aunt Reet, I know their secret
handshake and everything.
AUNT REET:
It’s your ass -- try the Channel
View Estates, his latest insult to
the environment.
DOC:
Channel View Estates. The one
Bigfoot Bjornsen does the
commercials for?
AUNT REET:
That’s the one. Maybe your old
cop buddy’s the one who should be
taking care of your case.
DOC:
I did think of going to Bigfoot
but just as I reached for the
phone, history and all, I thought,
‘naaahhhhh.’
AUNT REET:
Maybe you’re better off with the
Nazis. Call your mother once in a
while so she knows you’re alive...
Doc gets up and walks to the TV, switches the channel,
finds:
5A INSERT - ON TELEVISION 5A
The commercial for “Channel View Estates” comes on after
a bad horror movie: It has LT. BIGFOOT BJORNSEN dressed
as a “hippie.” He’s wearing an ankle-length velvet cape
in paisley, love beads, shades with peace symbols and an
Afro wig. He’s like Cal Worthington, except for live
animals, he has a pack of SCREAMING KIDS that do
cannonballs in the pool of a MODEL HOME that Bigfoot’s
showing off and listing details and financing options,
etc... Bigfoot turns to the CAMERA:
BIGFOOT (V.O.)
Those li’l kids, wow, they’re
really something, huh!
BACK TO SCENE:
Doc looks confused. Bigfoot, ON SCREEN seems to be
looking STRAIGHT AT DOC... and DOC looks back... HOLD
10.
DOC:
So what's all this now...
F***ing Bigfoot. Well, wouldn'tyou know. Why does the LAPD needSAG cards?
AUNT REET:
I have major liquid liner issuesto deal with here, Larry -- I'mgetting off now --
She hangs up. DOC doesn't notice and keeps talking.
CUT TO:
6 EXT. LSD INVESTIGATIONS - DOC'S OFFICE - DAY 6
Doc comes into the office, greets PETUNIA...
Morning, Doc.
head?
PETUNIA:
What's on your
DOC:
Howdy, Petunia. Still married to
what's his name?
PETUNIA:
Oh, Doc. You've got somebodywaiting for you...
CUT TO:
7 INT. DOC'S OFFICE - THAT MOMENT 7
A large, imposing black man: TARIQ KHALIL (30s, BlackPanther style) is waiting for him:
TARIQDoctor Sportello?
DOC:
That's right...
Tariq Kahlil.
TARIQ:
Doc collects himself, note pad, etc...
DOC:
Okay -- so how can I help you?
TARIQThere's this white guy I was inthe joint with. AryanBrotherhood. We did some
business, now we're both out. And
he still owes me.
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