Dogma Page #2
BARTLEBY:
Uh-huh. Twice. But it doesn't matter at this moment because they're both so
relieved to be with one another. I like that. I just wish they could all
feel that way more offen.
LOKI:
Maybe if someone gave them free bags of peanuts more often they would. Now
what was so friggin' important that I had to miss cartoons this morning? If
it was to share in your half-assed obsessions with Hallmark moments, I'm
going to slug you.
BARTLEBY:
(still looking OC)
You're never going to believe this: we're going home.
LOKI:
(off Bartleby's popcorn)
Let me have some?
BARTLEBY:
(pulls out envelope)
Look what somebody sent us in the mail.
(hands him a newspaper article and corn)
LOKI:
Did you say we're going home?
(reads)
"Cardinal Glick Cuts Ribbon on 'Catholicism - Wow!"
Campaign."
(to Bartleby)
And?
BARTLEBY:
Keep reading.
LOKI:
(reads)
"Updating the church... television spots... Papal consent...
rededication...
(to Bartleby)
Again - and?
BARTLEBY:
(snatches article) Give me this
(getting up; reading)
"The Re-dedication of Saint Michael's Church on it's hundredth anniversary
is the kickoff of a new campaign that seeks to bring the Catholic Church
back into the mainstream. With a papal sanction, the archway entrance to
the centuryold, Jersey shore house of worship will serve as a passageway of
pleanry indulgence, which - according to Catholic beliefs - offers all who
pass through it's arches a morally clean slate."
(looks at Loki)
You still don't get it, do you?
LOKI:
No, I don't get it. Are we leaving now?
They start walking.
BARTLEBY:
If you walk through the church's front door on the day of the Re-dedication
ceremony, your soul is wiped clean of any and all existing sin, moreso than
the sacrament of penance could ever offer. It's a plenary indulgence, man!
I don't know why I never thought of this before.
LOKI:
(spits out chewed popcorn into trash can)
Sounds thin. Sounds like someone made it up.
BARTLEBY:
It's rarely employed, but it's legitimate. It has a papal sanction for
God's sake.
LOKI:
So you're saying you and I can walk through this doorway and go back home?
BARTLEBY:
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