Jason X Page #2

YLLO:

Relax, Soldier boy, this is amazing.

These remains are two hundred years old.

Yllo's light hits a sign hanging from the ceiling. DANGER. STAY OUT.

BOEMAN:

Creepy.

THORGAN:

Cool.

KKINSA:

Okay, I'm outta here.

YYLO:

Kay-Em, any thoughts?

KAY-EM 14

Girth is better than length and

women prefer a shaved scrotum during

oral sex.

Yllo glares a Thorgan.

THORGAN:

I'm trying to give her some personality.

YLLO:

Well stop messing with her. I don't want

a science droid with a personality. Now

let's find them and get back. I want to

get clearance to stay back and study this . . .

KKINSA:

No way! I'm not staying here any longer . . .

I have a life you know.

A radio crackles.

FAT LOU(V.O.)

Hey teach! This rock's starting to freeze!

Get your ass back hre!

YLLO:

(into radio)

Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it.

You won't believe what we found.

(calls out)

Adrienne! Stoney!

Yllo rushes past the corpse. The others reluctantly follow. They pass

another hanging sign - Danger - THEY PASS ANOTHER CORPSE LYING ON THE

FLOOR, it's torso separated from it's legs. And this is just the

beginning. As they move down the corridor there are bodies everywhere.

BOEMAN:

There was a hall of a battle down here.

S they move further they break a laser beam . . . sparks fly. A WARNING

VOICE sounds.

COMPUTER VOICE:

Dan-danger. Do not enter-er.

But the group keeps moving.

KKINSA:

I feel compelled to ask why we are

ignoring that.

A corpse lies on the floor before them, it's skeletal hand beneath a

warning written in ancient blood . . .

HELP ME . . .

Suddenly another CORPSE LEAPS at them, screaming like a banshee!

Everyone SCREAMS - It lands on Kkinsa, who totally freaks trying to get

the corpse off her.

DELONGPREE and YLLO help Kkinsa fight the rotting corpse. They hear

hysterical laughter and look up to see -

ADRIENNE and STONEY . . . emerge from the shadows laughing

uncontrollably.

DELONGPREE:

Damnit!

YLLO:

What the hell are you two doing?!

Kkinsa eyes Adrienne, then glares at Stoney.

KKINSA:

You're toast, mister.

YLLO:

You're both toast!

ADRIENNE:

You gotta see this!

They turn down the right corridor, passing beneath ceiling consisting of

a jumbled mess of jagged metal.

THORGAN:

(re:
ceiling)

That's a strange design, don't you think?

KICKER:

We don't have time for this sh*t.

As they pass we see a section of the jagged metal ceiling twitch and

squeeze together. That can't be a good thing . . .

STONEY and Adrienne stop at a huge metal door. Above the door . . .

CRYOGENICS LAB.

Adrienne points to a small window in the door.

DELONGPREE:

Yeah, so? I had Cryo 101 last year.

ADRIENNE:

Check it out.

With a smirk, Adrienne wipes the condensation from the small window in

the door. Drawn from the inside, in blood, is a final warning -

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