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Bachelor Mother
Norman Krasna
1939
MERLIN: It is now five minutes before 9..00 on the day before Christmas. As has been my custom for the past 22 years, I address you today. I wi...Rate it:

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Carry on at Your Convenience
Talbot Rothwell
1971
# Three old ladies locked in the lavatory! Four matching pairs. Blue and green washbasins for Carter's, Aberdeen. Check. Two princess suites c...Rate it:

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Christina P. Mother Inferior
Christina Pazsitzky
2017
1 [male announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Christina P.! [cheering, applause] Oh, stop it! Stop it. Sit down, sit down. All right...Rate it:

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Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe
Andrew Cymek
2007
[music throughout] MAN (chanting): Danska, Vitara... Leokad... Kucin...Katara... [rustling] Dansk-Vitara... [thunderclap] [rustling] katara-viska....Rate it:

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Dating My Mother
Mike Roma
2017
Mom, wait. Oh. [sighs] Danny, can you get the plate? Sure. Hurry, the asparagus is burning. You're driving, right? I guess so. Mom. [sighs...Rate it:

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Dead Wrong: How Psychiatric Drugs Can Kill Your Child
Unknown
2010
Matthew was a very loved child. He was an 18-year-old American boy like everybody else in this country is. Normal boy. When he was born he was ...Rate it:

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Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams
Shirley Pierce
2007
( upbeat jazz playing ) ( roars ) ( wooan shrieks ) ( squeaking ) ( ousic ending ) ( crickets chirping ) WOMAN: Good night, sweetheart. BO ...Rate it:

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Finding Your Feet
Meg Leonard
2017
1 [man] Straight through to the conservatory. [woman] One always expected Mike to get the nod after a lifetimes loyal service. That's not to t...Rate it:

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For Your Consideration
Christopher Guest
2006
Can you hear them? The night noises. Mockingbird in the magnolia. See the moss hanging from the moonlight. Fairly taste the night, can't you? ...Rate it:

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For Your Eyes Only
Richard Maibaum
1981
Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond, I'm so glad I caught you. Your office called. They're sending a helicopter to pick you up. Some sort of emergency. It usua...Rate it:

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Frankie Boyle Live 2: If I Could Reach Out Through Your TV and Strangle You I Would
Frankie Boyle
2010
(Compere) Here we go, Apollo! (Cheering and whistles) (Compere) Let's rip the fucking roof offofthis place as we welcome to the stage the one,...Rate it:

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Glass House: The Good Mother
Brett Merryman
2006
Look what I caught. Raymond, don't put that in my... ...sink. Thought we could eat it. What is it? Catfish. I caught it in the lake. Set up t...Rate it:

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Have a Song on Your Lips
Yukiko Mochiji
2015
- Eri! Did you see it?! - Yeah! This year's piece was finally chosen! Letters is such a good song! Yeah! Let's practice it at this semester's ...Rate it:

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He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1968
Ahhh! Ooh, that dog drives me crazy. "And the little pig refused to open the door and then the wolf became very angry. And he huffed and he puf...Rate it:

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Here's Your Life
Bengt Forslund
1966
HERE'S YOUR LIFE It'll be worse for you when autumn comes, Olof. If things get too difficult, you can always... My regards to your family. Te...Rate it:

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Hide Your Smiling Faces
Daniel Patrick Carbone
2013
1 - Come on. - It's gonna hit my head. I'm scared. Looks like it's clearing up. Eric, stop. - Say mercy. - Mercy! That's not how you play. ...Rate it:

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Hold Your Breath
Geoff Meed
2012
[ Owl hooting ] Yeah, they can go. Go ahead. Looks like the press is coming out tonight. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm warden John...Rate it:

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How to Murder Your Wife
George Axelrod
1965
Greetings, gentlemen. I assume your wives are not with you, as the title of our piece is sufficient to strike terror in their hearts and cause ...Rate it:

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Howling II: ... Your Sister Is a Werewolf
Robert Sarno
1985
For it is written: 'The inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with her blood.' 'And l saw her sit upon the hairy beast.' 'And she held ...Rate it:

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I Could Never Be Your Woman
Amy Heckerling
2007
Pretty impressive..... huh! People tend to think of me as that environmental ...nut! But whenever I get down to work they say... "Mother natur...Rate it:

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I Even Met Happy Gypsies
Aleksandar Petrovic
1967
I MET A HAPPY GIPSY, TOO Hop in, Tisa, you'll get soaked. Are you running away again? -No, I was at my aunt's. Mirta sent me. -Like hell he d...Rate it:

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I Spit on Your Grave
Meir Zarchi
1978
( wind blowing ) ( horns honking ) - Thank you. - Take care. Have a nice trip. ( horns honking ) Hi. High-test, please. - Fill it? - Yeah....Rate it:

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I Spit on Your Grave 2
Neil Elman
2013
( HORNS HONKING ) WOMAN: For two? Right this way. - Is this okay? - This is great. Thank you. Your menus. ( SIGHS ) Thank you so much. You ...Rate it:

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I Spit on Your Grave: Vengeance is Mine
Daniel Gilboy
2015
1 What's a pretty little thing like you doing out here all alone? No, no, no. Come here. Angie. I'm sorry, what? Group therapy. Have you th...Rate it:

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