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Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Terence Winter
2005
Let's do this. Where the fuck you been, kid? I'm starving here. Oh, shit! - Relax. Take it easy. - Shut your fuckin' mouth! Nobody move, nobo...Rate it:

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Get Santa
Christopher Smith
2014
# Here comes Santa Claus # Riding down Santa Claus Lane #Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer # Are pulling on the reins... Just two shoppin...Rate it:

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Get the Girl
Eric England
2017
1 Clarence famous American author... Richard Bach once said... "Real love stories never have endings." But famous American author Richard Ba...Rate it:

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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked
David Tillman
2013
Hello? Anybody home? Hey, pg&e. Oh! Residents of 140 wicker lane, Using over 98,000 kwh. Wait till he hears about this. Oh! I knew it! Wai...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Samson Raphaelson
1943
- How do you do, Mr. Van Cleve? - Good afternoon, Your Excellency. - Very kind of you to receive me. - Not at all. - Oh, please. Sit down. - T...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Elaine May
1978
Break! Let's move it. 20! 29! All right. You take the inside. On this one, you take the inside. 54... Ready, set... 2-85! Back! Throw! Throw...Rate it:

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How to Build a Better Boy
Jason Mayland
2014
1 Go! Move! Move! Move! Move it! Right side of the building. Go! Go! Ladies and gentlemen, we're on contain and capture protocol! Our fu...Rate it:

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How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Bruce Robinson
1989
1 Let me try and clarify some of this for you. Best Company Supermarkets are not interested in selling wholesome foods. They are not worried ...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013
1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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It Gets Better
Unknown
2012
1 It Gets Better (Thai Movie) like a dream in that night my heart is flying Higher, Colder, I'm feeling more lonely You know...? Despite very...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015
1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Love Can Hurt
Jax Caz
2022
[Lucy] Honey, you better get ready! [Ben] Okay sweetie! [Lucy] We have to look our best. [Ben] Why? You've met your friends so many times. [Lucy] Y...Rate it:

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Love Can Hurt
JaxCaz
2022
[Penny] He wasn't even worth it. [Rose] You shouldn't have been with him in the first place. [Britney] Men can be such d**ks. [Margot] And if they ...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015
Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012
When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Nothing Bad Can Happen
Katrin Gebbe
2013
There's only one way you can be saved. You must overcome your fear, and trust in God. Jesus, show me the way. I believe in you, and have no fe...Rate it:

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On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
Alan Jay Lerner
1970
Hey, buds below Up is where to grow Up, with which below Can't compare with Hurry It's lovely up here Life down a hole Takes an awful toll ...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000
Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Paris Can Wait
Eleanor Coppola
2016
Yeah? No, no. No, we're leaving Cannes now. Hey, Budapest could be huge for us. They say we'll cut production costs in half! No, a vacation ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011
BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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Quadrophenia: Can You See the Real Me?
Unknown
2013
1 The Who started as a band with four very different individuals with very, very different needs. Got a few hits, managed to pull off Tommy, ...Rate it:

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Some Days Are Better Than Others
Matt McCormick
2010
I live in Portland and I think I'd be the ideal candidate to be on the next season of the Real World. Hi, my name is Katrina Collins I live...Rate it:

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The Better Half
Shay Roehm
2015
1 [gentle eerie music] [sighs] [click] [grunts] Put that chair back. Oh, but it's... it's so early, and then the light... - it's gonna make...Rate it:

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The Comedy of Terrors
Richard Matheson
1963
My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... "In wine is truth!" Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! If you could or would for one brief mome...Rate it:

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