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Black Widow
Nunnally Johnson
1954		The black widow, deadliest of all spiders... earned its dark title through its deplorable practice of devouring its mate. - I hope you find your...Rate it:

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Business Is Business
Albert Mol
1921		Hurry up. Hurry up. - Is this the right place? - Depends on what you want. It's the right place. - We haven't agreed on a price yet. - One hu...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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DC Showcase: Superman\Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam
Michael Jelenic
2010		BOY: Look, a shooting star. Quick, Sally, make a wish. Mine's for us to be together forever. Hey, it's getting bigger. - Uh, what? - The shoo...Rate it:

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Everyday Black Man
Carmen Madden
2010		1 I just can't call it out That goes on all the time I know what's going to happen It's like I pressed ''rewind'' A battle goin' on Just neve...Rate it:

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Fade to Black
Vernon Zimmerman
2004		Look, I heard people say I'm the luckiest man on the planet. I like to think I stay ready. A wise man once told me luck isn't some mystical ene...Rate it:

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Family Business
Vincent Patrick
1989		$24 for a cab ride to the Bronx. I can't believe it. Come to my parents' for Passover once a year without complaining, Vito. Wait a minute, hon...Rate it:

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Flight of Black Angel
John Brancato
1991		[JET ENGINE] TANGO FLIGHT, THIS IS RINGLEADER. CHECK IN. DRAGONFLY TO RINGLEADER, CHECK. -COUGAR, CHECK. BULLDOG, CHECK. I'M READY TO PLAY. ...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jack Irish: Black Tide
Matt Cameron
2012		1 (Woman speaks Thai on airport intercom) (Speaks Thai) My name is Dean Canetti, and I think the, ahem, technical term for your situation, G...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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LEGO Marvel Super Heroes: Black Panther - Trouble in Wakanda
Mark Hoffmeier
2018		1 (reporter) King T'Challa, do you intend to go everywhere dressed as the Black Panther now? The leader of Wakanda has always been a warrio...Rate it:

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Little Black Book
Melissa Carter
2004		Question: How does a girl who falls... No, actually, she jumps... ... eyes open, down a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos... ... come out the ...Rate it:

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Little black spiders
Patrice Toye
2012		How many girls are there? Including you? Ten. And are they all like me? Yes. Will we all sleep together? No, in the attic everyone has their...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Monkey Business
S.J. Perelman
1931		[Fast-paced lively instrumental music] [Fast-paced lively instrumental music continues] - What is it? - Sorry to have to report... there are f...Rate it:

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Mr. White Mr. Black
Sanjeev Duggal
2008		Mr. White.. Hey Mr. Black. Mr. White.. Mr. Black. Take it, sir. There is no deal in love. Brother.. What is it? Brother, have you seen him an...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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