Zuijia paidang daxian shentong (Aces Go Places II)

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Wrong number!

Come on...

Come on...

The U.N.O. had it's 17,000th meeting.

On global security, the meeting

was a deadlock.

Latest news:
Macau launched her

first rocket today.

Where is he?

I can't find him.

Bye-bye.

You don't have to believe in God,

but you must believe in my intelligence.

With this, I've made my friend Nixon

such a world famous super star.

What about the Watergate Scandal?

That makes him even more famous!

And don't you ever mention

Watergate in front of me again.

And don't you ever tell anybody

I'm the killer's agent now.

Well, you got someone

who thinks dirty, and fights dirty.

Oh boy, he's more than dirty.

He's filthy.

Who?

The bad guys call him Harry and

the good guys call him Filthy Harry.

Filthy Harry!

Have we met somewhere before?

Yeah, in hell.

Harry, the godfather in Italy

offers you a contract.

He wants you go to Hong Kong

and make a deal with this punk.

By the way, get rid of these two creeps.

Why?

Because the godfather doesn't like them.

I didn't ask you. Get lost!

Listen to him. Get lost.

Get rid of him. I don't like him.

Neither do I.

Well, ok?

What's ok?

Did you get him?

No. The men run too fast!

Help!

Help!

Help, help!

Over there!

That's it.

Look behind you, some goodies!

You're so sneaky!

It's you again!

Is that all? Only four of you?

Come on... hurry up...

Excuse me!

You have guts.

We'll never do it again!

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm short-sighted.

Wanna see you clearly.

Where are the bad guys?

I'm lucky to have met you.

Where are they?

I've sent them running!

Come closer and see for yourself.

My name's King Kong, and yours?

I'm Juju.

Come closer and see for yourself.

Oh no, I've got to go now.

So soon!

My brother says, when a guy meets a gal,

and they're alone,

strange things happen.

I wouldn't dare!

But I would!

Gosh. I've got to get some money

from the bank.

What if I run into the baddies again?

Don't worry, I'll go with you.

Hang on while I get changed.

Let's go!

You're just terrific!

Please!

This way! Yes, this way!

I have something for you.

This is ordered by you.

Come here!

Do you like it?

Sure!

Please wrap it up.

How do you want it?

Large bills please.

What's the matter?

I'm a bit scared.

Don't be. I'll take care of

the bad guys.

You're really handsome!

Oh really?

Miss!

Why don't you give her money?

Hurry up, we're going to a movie.

I'll take care of them for you.

Hurry up or else my partner might get mad.

There's no more.

Bye-bye.

Have you got the money?

All of it.

Let's go.

What? There's a robbery.

Yes, and you did it.

The one in the white suit,

he's got a gun with him.

Don't move or I'll beat you up!

Spare me. I've got a wife and mother.

Where?

In lndia.

Give me the gun

and I'll give you this.

Whatever you say.

Bye-bye.

Bye, sonny, thanks!

Over there!

The man in front is the robber.

Get him!

Who...?

He's right in front of us...

Get him!

The one in the white suit!

Can I use your bike?

Get him. Don't let him run away!

Excuse me!

Stop!

Bye-bye.

Don't run!

What's going on?

Don't move or I'll fire!

Stop!

Over there, run...!

Don't do that, sir!

I didn't see anything.

It's him. Go get him!

Stop. Don't let him get away!

Don't run, stop...!

Why don't you keep singing happy birthday?

Blow the candles!

Open the door. Don't run!

Who's he?

Don't know!

You know him!

No!

Break the door down!

Don't move!

Bye-bye.

Hey, how did you get here?

Goddamn it! It's all your fault.

I wanna kill myself

but your truck blocked the way.

See what you did to my suit.

Jumped from such height yet didn't die.

Go drive!

I'm going to do it again!

Where's Baldy?

Hello!

You son of a b*tch. Why are you so late?

Quiet please, you're in the church.

I'm sorry! Sorry...!

You're wearing Mighty Mouse's costume!

Why so late?

I'm in trouble. I was set up.

Mr. Albert Au, Miss Nancy Ho.

The love between husband and wife is sacred.

Marriage is a great responsibility.

It should be mutual and lasting.

What a load of bullshit!

You bet!

Albert! Pay attention!

Okay, you can carry on.

Mr. Albert Au, will you take

Miss Nancy Ho as your wife?

Will you or won't you?

Hold on. What did you say?

I asked you whether you're going to help me.

Well, will you or won't you?

Of course not!

What did you say?

It's got nothing to do with me.

Sir, that guy up there robbed the bank.

What now?

I'm in trouble, I've got to go now.

Really? Yes!

Sorry!

I just got the information.

We're all here now!

Bye. I'm off!

Get him, don't let him get away!

Darling, please!

Let's talk about how to help King Kong out...

Baldy, come over here!

To our room? Coming...

No way. If you wanna marry me,

make sure that's between you and me.

King Kong will have to get lost!

Darling...

He's not just a pal. He's like

a brother to me!

Who is more important:

your wife or brother?

It's different, a brother is part of you.

What about a wife?

Like chicken congee!

What?

You never heard that before?

It goes like this:

Wife is like chicken congee,

much nicety before eating.

Too much eating becomes plain congee.

What plain congee?!

Tasteless and boring!

Who taught you this?

King Kong of course!

That's a bit much.

And disrupting our wedding too!

I'll shoot him on sight.

Yes, I'll do that when I see him!

Where are you going?

To take a shower!

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