Zuijia Paidang (Aces Go Places 1)

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Thank you.

Watch out.

Bye-bye.

I'm sorry, the lift is out of order.

Bye-bye.

Don't move!

Hurry, over there!

Isn't it ready yet?

I'm just fixing the whatnot...

It's all set now.

If I hadn't promised your late father,

you wouldn't be here at all.

I'm sorry.

What's next?

- The plane.

- What?

- The yacht.

- What?

Oh no, the glider.

Get on with it then.

The glider...

Hurry up!

Bye-bye...

- Roberto! Nice to see you again!

- Oh, Monty!

- Welcome home!

- Hey, Monty!

- Have a nice time in Hong Kong?

- No.

- Godfather is not happy.

- Me too...

He's waiting for you.

Good luck, my boy.

Thank you, thank you.

Don Antonio...

Go to your mother...

Monty, my boy!

I'm sorry, godfather.

You are sorry?

What's the matter with you?

What's the matter with you?

Eh, this guy...

Every time you make mistake you come back to me,

and give me a lot of bullshit.

Now, tell me, who did it?

White Gloves.

It's him? Where is he now?

He's in Venice!

I believe you, my boy.

I'm never lying to you, godfather.

No matter how, you go to Hong Kong

and get me the diamonds.

Why me?

You do so,

or you'll be a dead fish!

Use my connections in Hong Kong.

I can lose the diamonds,

but I cannot lose the Italian's face.

Got it?

But I'm a British!

Stupid!

You still don't know, British and Italians are cousins?

I've never heard of it.

Diamonds, or your life!

Sir, according to our investigation...

Wait...

You forget, my Chinese is better than

your English.

Hua, you carry on.

A robbery took place in

Tsimshatsui Centre recently.

An invaluable consignment of diamonds

was lost but not reported.

Here's the information we have.

This is Szeto, who deals in stolen goods.

This is the leader of an international

smuggling syndicate,

an Italian by the name of Manterosso.

Szeto didn't lose anything in the robbery

and the Italian didn't report any loss

to the police either.

There was only a white glove left

at the scene of the crime.

That's all the information we have.

Supplied by the informer Squealie.

For obvious reasons, his true identity

is kept top secret.

We all know him, it's Ming.

Hush, the walls have ears.

This is the internationally renowned

burglar White Glove

who specializes in diamonds and gold.

He has 7 passports, 8 different names

nine identities and two sexes.

It is indeed our honour

that he has graced us with his presence.

But unfortunately, also our dishonour.

So we must get the help of his arch enemies.

Arch enemies?

Yes, he has two.

One is Peter Sellers, the Pink Panther.

But he is no longer with us.

The other is...

Hey, you're in the way.

The U.S. super sleuth, Kodojak,

who was demoted from inspector

to sergeant

and lost all his hair because of

White Glove.

If he doesn't catch White Glove

within 3 months,

he'll be dismissed from the force.

We'll bring Kodojak here

since he is most keen on

getting White Glove.

We'll also be assigning

Superintendent Ho...

That tough lady!

... to assist Kodojak on this case.

Marvellous idea!

Hey you, got a light?

Wow, it's a bird!

Come on baby, light my fire.

She's a little overdressed for that.

Wait till you find out what's under it all.

You wanna take a look?

Sure thing!

Don't blink!

You want a light? Here, I got a light.

Don't make me angry!

It's all his fault! Sorry, lady.

- Let's go.

- It's all your fault!

Let's get out of here.

Never seen legs before?

No, I was just admiring your holster.

Are you going to meet Kodojak?

I'm too busy for that, I'm here

to look for Squealie, the informer.

You'll never find him in this crowd.

He'll hear me when I shout.

Squealie!

He's not here.

Hold it right there.

Gotta go.

Hold it!

Don't move!

Come on, get down.

There's nobody here! Don't take it so serious.

I'm covering for you. Got anything for me?

Sure, three clues... two are good

and one's bad.

Give me the two good ones.

Kodojak is arriving from the States today.

You've been assigned to work with him.

How come you know our stuff too?!

I'm a professional informer.

What else?

There's a robbery at the

Kowloon City Jewellery shop.

How did you know it's today?

I picked the day for them, most propitious.

For the robbery?

No, for catching the robbers.

Let's have the bad one too.

Your senior said you wouldn't be

at the airport today.

He told me to do my rounds here.

I'd never thought I'd run into you.

The plane has landed.

I have to go check out a case.

What case?

A big case. Mind your own business.

- Roses are red.

- Violets are blue.

- Cupcakes for tea.

- And I love you.

- Cat Ballou...

- ... lost his shoe.

What a boohoohoo.

I'm Danny Chan, the singer.

I'm Albert Au, the folk song superstar!

That's just my cover name.

Mine too.

You're going to be robbed today.

But fear not, I'm here..

Don't anybody move. Easy now.

Get down on the floor!

Stand in the corner. Hurry!

Fill it up. Get a move on.

Attention all units, alarm at the

Kowloon City Jewellery shop.

Can you check it out?

Where's the jewellery shop?

Just around the corner.

Let's go...

We're ready, chief.

Go get a car.

Don't move!

Don't move! Get back in.

Don't move!

Ready to go, chief.

Follow us and you're dead!

Move it!

Get out, I'm a police officer.

Where's the key?

Right here...

Hurry up... step on it, old man.

No problem. What's your rush?

Are you trying to get us killed? Watch it!

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