Zombie Strippers!

Synopsis: In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Jay Lee
Production: Triumph Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.1
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2008
94 min
Website
53 Views

George W. Bush has won his fourth

consecutive term as president...

... taking Florida,

which due to a computer glitch...

... inherent in the Jeb B. voting

terminals, tallied one single vote...

... for President Bush

and Vice President Schwarzenegger.

Bush's presidency

was unanimously declared...

... Iegally binding

by the Supreme Court...

...as well as totally cool,

by Chief Justice Jenna Bush...

...who subsequently set in motion

another supreme kegger.

Following the landslide victory...

...a constitutional amendment banning

public nudity was implemented.

Shortly thereafter,

President Bush dissolved Congress...

... claiming it was cramping his style.

American troops

continue to be strung thin...

... due to the still-raging wars in Iraq,

Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Lebanon...

...Libya, Pakistan, Venezuela,

France, Canada and Alaska.

One American corporation has

discovered...

...a scientific military solution

to the looming troop-shortage crisis.

Here at W Industries, top scientists...

... in cooperation

with the United States military...

...and due to the shortage

of American troops...

...are developing a toxic,

easily transmittable chemo virus...

... that acts to reanimate dead tissue.

But we assure you, due to the extreme

level of volatility of such tests...

... the research facilities

are unequivocally...

... in accordance with the United States

government level of standards...

...fail-safe.

Behold a pale horse.

Please help me! Help me!

Sir.

They're here.

Major. Thank God you guys are here.

-It's bad in there.

-lt better be, right, lieutenant?

We're the best of the best.

We drink napalm and piss fire.

Semper fi.

So, what seems to be the problem?

Believe it or not, zombies.

I like knives.

He likes knives.

Nothing like a good challenge.

We improvise and adapt, sir.

We just stopped that thing.

What was that called?

-Armageddon, sir.

-That's the one.

Lt. Ryker here killed Satan himself

with a sharp stick.

-Good work, soldier.

-Just doing my duty, sir.

-So where were we?

-Zombies, sir.

That's right, zombies.

Let's tell the squad the good news.

I live for it, sir.

Fall out, you maggots!

On the double, let's go, move it.

Go, go, go.

Recon's in zero minus three minutes.

On the double, dirtbags.

Today is a good day to die.

-Meet the team, private?

-Yes, sir.

Welcome to the best of the best, son.

Now move out, soldier!

Zombies.

Shit.

Take a good look, soldier.

You see this?

There's fucking zombies out there.

Seen worse.

So, what are we dealing with here, doc?

It's a chemo virus

designed to reanimate dead tissue...

...and jump-start

the brain's motor function.

This would allow, say, a soldier

to continue fighting after death.

After one experiences death,

fear is more or less gone.

It enhances the combat mindset...

...the brain functions of one

fearless, uninhibited...

...the drive of a take-no-prisoners

soldier of raw survival instincts.

It more or less turns a soldier

into a super soldier.

The good news is...

...the test subjects in there

are not trained soldiers...

...but poor lost unfortunates

who've had no other choice...

...but to sell themselves

to scientific experiments.

Homeless, illegal immigrants,

the American middle class.

And what's the bad news?

The chemo virus'

molecular structures...

...deteriorate at an exponential rate

from host to host.

The zombified dead after that

are but mindless monsters...

...with a voracious appetite

for living flesh.

The virus is based

on the human X chromosome...

...so it stays more pure

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Jay Lee was a British National Party (BNP) member, who fought a legal battle after being expelled from a trade union. more…

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