Zoe 101

Season #1 Episode #1

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[Chase] The fresh air of P.C.A. again. Ah, I love it. Wait is that- Oh my god! Quinn?! Logan?!

[Quinn] Oh hey there Chase. Is Zoe here with ya?

[Chase] No. She said she had to stay home with her baby.

[Quinn] I wonder why we had to leave though?

[Logan] How come you didn't come to our wedding?

[Chase] I had some serious stuff to do.

[Lola] Hey guys!

[Quinn] Hey Lola.

[Lola] Nice wedding.

[Logan] I'm surprised you even came. You had a lot of movies and shows to do.

[Lola] Yeah I know. I worked with a bi*ch. Her name was Cat. Well on the show her name was Cat. But her real name sounded weird. Her last name was Grande.

[Chase] Oh so like Starbucks Grande.

[Lola] Yeah she had red hair and she was annoying she's a famous pop star now.

[Dana] Well hey there skinny bi***es.

[Lola] Oh my god. Hey Zoe.

[Dana] Who the h*ll do you think I am? I'm Dana.

[Chase] Yeah she's Dana.

[Dustin] Hey there people.

[Logan] Hi there Dustin.

[Quinn] You still feel tired from that thing I tried on you.

[Dustin] No. No way! Anyways, Lola, Direct Me was a big hit.

[Lola] I know. Did you like it?

[Dustin] No.

[Lola] Oh.

[Dustin] I loved it.

[Dana] Dustin, where is Zoe?

[Dustin] Getting her stuff.

[Quinn] You said she wouldn't be here.

[Zoe] Hey guys.

[Stacey] You guys! Are you here to spend the night for the whole month?

[Quinn] Yeah. I call 102. My old room.

[Zoe] I call 101.

[Lola] I call 101.

[Dana] I call 101.

[Stacey] Sorry but only 2 people can go in there.

[Zoe] What why?

[Stacey] Because another person is in 101. Well Zoe, you can be in 101 since you ruled it.

[Zoe] Can Lola come with me.

[Stacey] Sure. Dana, you would be in 102 with Quinn.

[Dana] What?! There must be some mistake. What the h*ll?

[Stacey] Don't say the word Hell.

[Dana] I can say whatever the h*ll I wanna say.

[Stacey] Okay. Please don't hurt me.

[Quinn] I know you're a famous fighter Dana but lay it out.

[Dana] I hope you burn in hell.

[Quinn] It's me Quinn. You were in the 1st season of Z- Dang it! So was I.

[Dana] I didn't like that show.

[Quinn] Don't talk bad about Zoey 101. It was the best show ever.

[Zoe] Who could even be in Room 101?

[Lola] I don't know but whoever they are should be super mad because Dana can't come with us.

[Zoe] I just wanna see who they- NICOLE?!

[Nicole] Surprise! Aren't you guys happy.

[Zoe] Guess who's back?

[Nicole] No! No! No! Please tell me it's not-

[Lola & Zoe] DANA!

[Nicole] Ah!

[Dana] Hey guys. Well well well. I guess I never killed you.

[Nicole] I was here longer than you bi*ch!

[Dana] I left to go to collage! Bye!

[Paparazzi] Where is she?

[Nicole] Who are those people

[Lola] Paparazzi! They're here for me. Everybody hide!

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