Young Guns II

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

WARNER BROS.

[RUMBLING]

[HONK]

MR. ROBERTS?

WILLIAM ROBERTS?

THOUGH YOU LOST ME.

YOU WEREN'T KIDDING,

WERE YOU?

UH!

CHARLES PHALEN, SIR.

STACKPOLE, McFEE,

LASSITER, AND PHALEN--

ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

HOW YOU DOING?

[HORSE SNORTS]

UH!

SO...

WHAT IS I I CAN DO FOR YOU, SIR?

I'M DYING...

AND I WANT TO GO

BEFORE THE GOVERNOR.

I WANT TO BE:

PARDONED.

PARDONED?

FOR WHAT?

FOR THE KILLING:

OF 21 MEN.

I WAS PROMISED:

A PARDON:

AND 3 MONTHS AGO,

AND YOU TELL HIM

THAT YOU'RE BRlNGlNG lN

RlCHARD "BlLL" ROBERTS,

ALIAS WILLIAM ANTRIM,

ALSO KNOWN AS:

WILLIAM H. BONNEY.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

WILLIAM H. BONNEY?

ALIAS BILLY THE KID.

BILLY THE KID, HUH?

BILLY THE KID:

WAS SHOT AND KILLED

BY PAT GARRETT.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

UHH...THERE ARE

OTHER LAWYERS AROUND,

YOU PIECE:

OF CHICKENSHIT.

GET BACK IN YOUR VEHICLE

AND DRIVE:

BEFORE I MAKE IT 22

JUST FOR THE GOD DAMN

HELL OF IT!

CAN YOU SHOW ME:

SOME EVIDENCE?

SCARS OR SOMETHING?

I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SCARS?

[BIRD SCREECHES]

WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU

IS HISTORICAL FACT.

IT TOOK PLACE A YEAR AFTER

THE GREAT McSWEEN FIRE OF 1878,

WHAT SOME CALL THE END

OF THE LINCOLN COUNTY WAR.

THAT'S HIM.

WHEN THEY ASK:

WHO DREW FIRST,

I GOT THE DROP ON HIM.

SAY WHAT YOU WILL.

I FIGURE:

TO GET AT LEAST 1OO DOGIES

FOR HIS TRIGGER FINGER.

BOYS!

[HORSE NEIGHS]

UH! UH!

WAIT.

DO I KNOW YOU?

YEAH.

YEAH, YOU KNOW ME.

YOU DO.

YEAH.

YEAH.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

TRAVERS...

FROM TULAROSA.

TRAVERS.

NO.

WHY YOU JUST DIDN' WANT TO HIDE OU

UP IN THE CANYONS

DON'T MAKE THE SENSE

GOD GAVE A MULE.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, NOW...

THIS HERE'S A DANDY.

AH!

UH!

I'D TAKEN UP

WITH ARKANSAS DAVE RUDABAUGH

AND PATRICK FLOYD GARRETT.

ME AND GARRET HAD A COMMON INTERES

IN THE HORSE:

AND CATTLE TRADE.

CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY SAY,

I LIKED:

THE SON OF A B*TCH.

NOW, MOST OF THE BOYS

THAT RAN WITH ME

DURING THAT LITTLE WAR

ARE DEAD OR GONE OR HIDING,

BUT I NEVER LET THEM

PUSH ME OUT.

NEW MEXICO TERRITORY

WAS MY HOME.

WELL...

SHOULD WE GIVE HIM

A PROPER BURIAL?

YEAH. WHY NOT?

AND I WAS MAKING

ONE HELL OF A NAME FOR MYSELF.

[GUNSHOT]

HA HA HA!

[GUNSHOTS]

HA HA HA!

[GUNSHOT]

UH...FRIDAY?

GOOD.

VERY GOOD, PIETRO.

OK. SO, WE HAVE FRIDAY.

FAMILY.

FULMINATE.

WHAT ELSE?

OVER THERE!

WATCH?

WATCH. VERY GOOD.

UH...

WOBBLY!

[BREAKING GLASS]

DON'T MOVE.

[MEN SHOUTING]

HEY, DAVE.

PUT YOUR LIPS:

AROUND THAT.

YEEHAH!

YAHOO!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

HOW YOU DOING,

BEEVER?

WHAT HAPPENED:

TO YOU?

JUANITA.

PATRICK.

MILITIA'S BEEN THROUGH,

AND THE CAVALRY,

AND THEY KEEP ON

COMING.

WHEN YOU WAS:

IN THE GUADALUPES,

THEY SENT A NEW GOVERNOR

TO CLEAN UP.

HE'S GOING THROUGH

THE TERRITORY LIKE THE POX,

RUNNING IN EVERYBODY

WHO FIRED A SHO IN THE LINCOLN WAR,

DRAGGING THEM ALL BACK

ACROSS THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY.

THlS SAYS,

"GENERALLEW WALLACE

HAS PROCLAlMED A STATE

OF lNSURRECTlON."

THEY'RE FIXING TO DO

A BIG EXTERMINATING,

AND KID, YOU'RE ON THE TOP

OF THEIR HANGING LIST.

THEY WANT TO PUT YOU DOWN.

ARE YOU...

BILLY THE KID?

NAH.

BUTIAM ARKANSAS:

DAVE RUDABAUGH.

YOU EVER HEAR OF ME?

I KILLED 65 MEN,

NOT COUNTING MEXICANS

AND INDIANS.

YOU MUST HAVE:

HEARD OF ME.

COME ON. RUDABAUGH!

GREAT.

I'D LIKE

SOME FRIJOLES:

AND SOME COFFEE.

PLEASE.

GET OUT OF HERE, BOY!

IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU

ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME,

I'LL PUT AN IRON TO YOU!

#QUIEN ES?

GOD DAMN VAGRANT!

CAME OU IN THE ORPHAN TRAIN.

EATING OU OF MY ASHCANS.

COME OVER HERE.

STEALING BREAD:

FROM MY OVENS.

YOU KNOW:

WHO I AM?

YES.

YES?

WHERE ARE YOU FROM--

NEW YORK?

PENNSYLVANIA.

WHAT YOU GO IN THAT SATCHEL?

EASTERN TENDERFOO SON OF A B*TCH!

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

SHUT UP!

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU WANT TO JUST...

LOOK AT ME?

GO ON. HAVE A LOOK.

I WANT TO RIDE THE TRAIL

WITH THE KID...

BILLY THE KID,

PRINCE OF P...

PISS...

PRINCE OF PISTOLEERS.

HA HA! HEY, BEEVER.

HEY, BEEVER.

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

PRINCE OF PISTOLEERS.

HA HA!

I HAVEN'T HEARD

THAT ONE BEFORE.

YOU WANT TO RIDE

WITH BILLY THE KID?

HMM?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU WANT LEAD SHO IN YOUR LEG LIKE THIS?

HUH? HOW ABOU IN YOUR SKULL?

HIDING OU IN THE DAMN BRUSH

LIKE SOME KIND:

OF LIZARD,

EVERYBODY:

IN THE TERRITORY

TRYING TO TAKE:

A SHOT AT YOU.

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT,

MR. PENNSYLVANIA, HUH?

HUH? IS THA WHAT YOU WANT?

YES.

YES?

BEEVER...

PUFF WITH HIM.

I GOT YOU,

YOU LITTLE VAGRANT!

LET GO OF ME! GET OUT!

UH!

AND STAY:

THE HELL OUT!

SOLDADOS!

ANDELE! ANDELE!

WHAT DO YOU KEEP

BOTHERING ME FOR?

CAN'T YOU SEE I RUN

A RESPECTABLE PLACE?

GO ON. BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE,

WILL YOU?

SHUT UP, BEEVER!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU ONLY LIKE BOYS?

HA HA HA!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

[GUNSHOTS]

HEY! YOU BRINGING

SOMEONE IN?

GOT ONE!

THEY GOT SOMEBODY!

HEY, LOOK AT THIS!

WOO-HOO!

SCURLOCK!

DOC SCURLOCK.

OPEN HER UP, BELL.

WHAT YOU DOING,

BOY?

YEAH!

KNOW WHAT THEY'RE

DOING, BOY?

HA HA HA HA!

NICE TO SEE YOU:

AGAIN, DOC.

I GOT A FEW:

OF YOUR FRIENDS:

WAITING FOR YOU.

HA HA HA HA!

SCURLOCK!

I KNOW YOU!

YOU BEEN DELIVERED

INTO ME HANDS,

YOU STINKING:

PRESBYTERIAN FILTH!

UH!

AH!

UH!

OH, CHAVEZ.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

"WHEN TROUBLES COME,

"THEY COME

NOT SlNGLE SPlES,

BUT lN BATTALlONS."

JOSIAH G. SCURLOCK.

I NEVER WROTE THAT.

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