
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
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- 1939
- 79 min
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- Come on, let's sit down.
- I don't want to sit down.
- Well, then, let's dance.
- And I don't want to dance.
- What's the matter with you tonight?
Scram. B-o-t-p.
Beat it off the porch.
All right, Phineas Whipsnade,
but let me tell you something.
- I'll never buy gas for your car again.
- Aw...
- You care for some punch?
- No, thanks.
Impossibly stuffy in there.
- It was.
- I guess my collar's wilted.
It's lucky I brought a change.
As I was saying, Mother will be upset
about not going to Europe.
She'll miss her Baden-Baden.
Baths, you know.
- We're going to Bermuda.
- That'll be nice.
- You'd like Bermuda.
- I'm sure I would.
- Vicky, why don't you?
- Roger, I believe I'll have some punch now.
Punch? Did you say punch?
Oh. Excuse me.
- Well?
- Well what?
- When's the wedding?
- What wedding?
You didn't turn him down again?
Phineas, I've told you a million times,
I'm not in love with Roger, so forget it.
Love! You give me a pain in the neck.
The guy's gonna get a pile of dough when
he marries, and he's begging you to take it.
- I'm not interested.
- One sister, and she has to be a half-wit.
- That's enough.
- Listen, sister dear...
Roger will get tired of being pushed around,
and grab someone that isn't so dumb.
- As usual, Phineas, you have an angle?
- Sure I have.
Straight from the shoulder, you get a rich
husband, I get a job in his father's bank.
- And I'm going inside.
- Wait a minute, Vicky.
If you won't think of your own future,
think of the old man.
- What's Dad got to do with it?
- I know he's having a plenty tough time.
He could use help now after all
he's gone through to keep us in college.
- His last letter said everything was fine.
- Sure.
His letter also said the circus would be
in Bridgetown yesterday, but where was he?
I tell you he's in hock up to his ears.
- I don't believe it.
- OK. Go on your merry way.
Let the old man wind up
behind the eight ball.
I'm sorry. Oh, Phineas.
- Hello, Roger. That's a swell new car.
- Sixteen cylinders.
It is? How's chances I use it
for a few minutes?
Surely. Have the driver take you
any place you want to go.
- Who is it, new girl?
- Same one.
Oh.
Where are we going?
Sorry to be so long,
but I was standing in the line.
Hah! Hyah!
Come on, step on it!
He'll get away!
You'll have to do better, Sheriff.
He'll be across that state line.
I'm doing the best I can.
- Maybe you can get more speed out of it.
- I got her down on the floorboard now.
He got away from us.
This is as far as I can go.
I'll chase him
through every state in the union.
Take me back to the sheriff's office.
~ 7-70... 75, 80 ~
It's open! Come on!
Get your tickets at the box office.
The big show is about to s...
What's that, little girl?
No, I am not the good-humour man.
- The big show is about to start!
- One, please.
Thank you. Here's a seat
in front of the elephant.
- See the whole show.
- Two.
Thank you very much.
Down in front of the elephant...
- Count... your change before leaving.
- Thank you.
One right in front...
Hip! The big show is now going on!
No seats...
Pardon me.
I wish you fellas would keep...
Count your... Keep your hands
off my lunch, will you?
Count your change
before leaving the window.
Thank you.
My chapeau.
What are you doing there?
You don't want no trouble
with the unions, do you?
- I pay union wages.
- Which kind, the maxi-um or the mini-um?
The maxi-um or the mini-um.
You slay me.
Do svidanya, what's going on here now?
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