
Wristcutters: A Love Story
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- 2006
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I think she cried at my funeral.
I don't mean to brag about it or anything,
but I'm pretty sure she did.
Sometimes I can picture her talking about me
to some guy she feels really close to.
You're never going
to see him again, you know?
How they lowered me
into the grave
all pathetic and shriveled up,
or something.
About how we never
actually got a chance.
Then the guy fucks her real nice-
a f*ck that's all about
making her feel better.
I found a job here at Kamikaze Pizza.
It's not a great job, but it'll do for a while.
The manager was cool enough
to hook me up with a place to live, too,
with this Austrian guy named Erik.
You did it again, Zia.
Did what?
Don't play dumb. You promised.
If you're going to live in this apartment,
you have to sit while you piss.
That. I'm sorry. I forgot.
How in the world you forget
something like that?
Sit, sit, sit.
Who could think
of a better punishment, really?
Everything's the same here.
It's just a little worse.
I've thought about suicide again,
but I haven't tried it.
I didn't want to end up
in a bigger shit hole than this one.
Yeah, I was missing Desiree.
I even had a feeling
just made me miss her
and love her more.
But...who knows?
Maybe you just need a drink.
Hi.
Listen, my friend Rachel and l,
we play this game
where we try to figure out
how people off themselves.
We were just guessing about you.
How'd you do it?
Three points for me!
That's an extremely rude question to ask.
Precisely.
That's what the game's all about.
I see. What about you?
Me?
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at him.
He can't stop burping.
It's definitely drowning.
No, I'm telling you,
look at the bluish face.
It's got to be gas.
Go over and ask him.
No. I don't know about this one.
- He seems ill-humored.
- No, no, you got to-
Why don't you try it with me?
Do you know this guy?
I'll bet you girls a beer you won't guess.
Tania, look who's here.
We'll be right back.
Right back.
I will tell you something.
Whenever a chick says
" I'll be right back, "
write them off, man.
They always end up leaving
with some retarded big-Joe guy.
So what was it?
What was what?
How did you, uh,
you know, off yourself?
Oh, that.
Let me go, lovely
Let me go
You guys suck!
Suck big time!
Get off the stage!
F*ck it all!
Jesus! Go home, man!
Boo!
You offed with the guitar?
Sure, I did.
On stage, man.
It was wild.
Iggy Pop almost came to see that gig.
No way.
It's true.
I live with my parents
and my kid brother Kostya.
You're fucking with me.
I'm not fucking with you.
Mom...
offed because she was
missing Russia a lot.
And my father, he just didn't feel
But what really did it for him
was my little brother turning out to be gay.
And your kid brother?
- Kostya?
- Kostya.
I guess he had it in his genes, man.
That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard, man.
When, uh, Kostya came here,
my father-
a man who wouldn't cry-
if you dropped 10-pound
sledgehammer on his foot.
Hugged kid, though,
and cried like baby. No shit.
Wow.
We have to kill those germs.
- For borscht...
- We have a saying in Russia.
How much you eat,
that's how old you are.
My grandpa, before
he'd hire anybody,
he'd feed them a free meal.
- Those who ate the most-
- Whoa.
...that's the ones
he hired, 'cause-
Those were the best workers.
Are you trying
to hire me or something?
How about
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