Without Warning

Randy!

Oh, boy!

Randy!

Come on dammit!

Yo!

Hey, you're missing one

of God's great creations.

The sun's just beginning to peak.

Hubba hubba boy. Let's get with it!

I ain't going to tell you again now.

Get out here!

Look dad, you go out,

go on without me.

I'm going to sleep a while longer.

I want you to get dressed,

and get out here on the double!

Hubba! Hubba!

We got a full day ahead of us.

I been up for an hour already!

So you been up for an hour already.

Hubba. Hubba.

Hey! This water smells funny.

It tastes funny too.

It's probably bad water.

The water's good.

Something wrong with you.

It's just fresh, no chemicals.

Now, will you get the lead out?

Well you never know.

I mean, the way industrial waste

gets thrown around these days.

There's probably some big industry up

there that's just

dumping in this river

and polluting the hell out of it.

You looking for something?

Garbage. Trash.

Dad, why does it always

have to be like this?

Like what son?

You and me.

I mean we can never

agree on anything.

We can never be on the same side.

Load it.

Well boy, there's not a feeling

to beat this in the whole world,

nothing in the whole bloody world.

Look, the sun's almost

up all the way now.

Don't you think we've

missed all the animals?

I swear you got that

pessimism from your mother.

You didn't get it from me.

If you'd lived with me all those years

you'd be a man now instead of a sissy.

Being a man doesn't mean I have

to come out here with a big gun

and shoot little animals that

aren't even a threat to me.

I missed the son of a bitch.

What's the matter son? Scare you?

Now, what was it you were

saying to me about being a man?

Forget it.

Probably wouldn't understand.

Well there's good hunting left.

I'm going to get me some game today,

one way or the other,

I'm going to shoot me something.

Help! Help!

Help!

Help me son!

Should be fun at the lake today, huh?

Yeah. You'll like Greg.

Well, what do you know about him?

He's a friend of Tom's, that's all.

Look at, Tom would not set you

up with a geek, you know?

This is money in the bank.

I'm serious.

- You think so? Huh?

- I'm not kidding. You'll see.

That's cool Beth, take your time.

That's good.

I mean that's cool.

Hi, Tom. How you doing?

Hi, Tom.

Would you say hello to her please?

Hello. Hello.

Look, you'll be safe with Greg.

I personally guarantee it. Okay?

Let's go.

Off to the mountains.

Huh, it looks like it's closed.

Do you believe this?

Typical.

I've got to go to the ladies room.

I'll go with you.

Yeah, all right. Go ahead.

I'll get the gas.

What is that?

Somebody shot a bobcat.

Gosh, that's horrible.

It's all right.

It's dead now. Go ahead.

There it is.

Great.

Terrific. It's locked.

Why don't you try the men's room?

Great. The story of

my life, you know.

Sandy, don't start laughing.

Cause if you start laughing,

then I'm in trouble.

I'm not laughing.

Sandy!

What the hell are you doing in here?

This is the men's latrine.

Well my girlfriend, she needed it,

and the women's room was...

What's that mean?

Huh?

No chance, no help, no escape.

I can't figure kids out today.

Where the hell is everyone?

Amazing.

Maybe that doesn't matter.

These old pumps don't lock.

Crank that up for me will you?

So, what do you think of Sandy?

Seems like a very nice girl.

So where are they?

Women, in the bathroom, right?

Here they are now.

Are you ready?

Yeah, well we had to

use the men's room.

You know, you guys write really

weird things on bathroom walls.

What are you talking about?

Somebody wrote no chance,

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