Will Not End Here

A Vinko Brean film

WILL NOT STOP THERE

CROATIA 2008

Lucky for me, I'm not

a Croat or a Serb,

I'm a Gypsy.

A man of the world.

Croats and Serbs

are way too complicated.

They pull you into their stories

and you can barely get out.

Where should I start

this one?

It's best from the beginning.

Here it goes.

Do you have some

domestic porn?

From all the republics and provinces

of the former Yugoslavia.

These are Serbian, Slovenian,

Bosnian, Croatian.

Take your pick.

Little Red Riding Hood

I want to know

about this actress.

Little Red Riding Hood.

I had two of her movies

but I sold them.

How can I find her? It doesn't

say where this was produced.

Ask the Wolf.

Who?

The Wolf from

Little Red Riding Hood.

That's me. In that movie I had

a lot of hard scenes with her.

That's how it is

in this business.

Come on, hunter,

if you've got a gun.

Only the people who were involved

in making these movies know

that the Wolf from

Little Red Riding Hood

is really uro from Pitomaca.

My life could've been

peaceful. It would've been,

had he not come

to see me that day.

Hello. Does uro Hana

live here?

That's him over there.

Hello. Do you know

this woman?

Hey, hide that! Hide it!

A 100 times I've said

not to come to my house.

But now that you're here,

tell me, how big's it?

How big's what?

Your IQ, what do you mean

what! How big's your thing!

If it's shorter than 30 cm,

no way you're gonna get hired.

They don't pay me for

my youth and good looks,

but for my 'onomaly'.

It's not that, I'm looking for

a fellow actress of yours...

Put that away!

-...Little Red Riding Hood.

Hide that!

Hide it!

Are you maybe her ex-husband

or ex-relative

or something like that?

I'm not.

Do you know her?

Well, have you seen the movie?

-I have.

So, what do you think?

Do I know her or what?

Could you connect me

with her somehow?

I don't know where she is.

And the people

who shoot these movies,

could I get in touch

with them?

Put that away! Put it away!

Get in here!

If my wife sees that,

she'll miscarry

and then we're fucked,

you and me both, get it?

uro, here's your coffee.

Make another one.

Is that your friend?

-No, I'm just...

This is my new manager.

Great guy.

Says he sold out

all the concerts in Austria.

There will be enough money

for a new jacuzzi.

I got to take him with me to

the concert in Vienna tomorrow.

A man's got to do

what a man's got to do

because a women shouldn't

judge their husbands.

Take care of mom

and behave, you hear?

Go, scoot on inside,

on the double!

As soon as I'm done playing,

I'm coming home.

uro.

Watch what you eat.

Why on earth didn't

I learn to play violin!

To Austria?

To Belgrade!

Can you?

Sure, sure.

What's with little Pussy?

She's got a cold. Poor

thing, she has a fever.

In a female voice, please,

so I can get into character.

A female voice?

What's with little Pussy?

She's got a cold. Poor

thing, she has a fever.

Let me feel her.

She's hot all over,

she really has a fever!

She's sweating like crazy.

Oh, doctor Dolittle, thank you

so much for your help.

If I had money, I'd only

sleep with my wife.

Hold on, that's not in the

script. Where's that line?

That's no line,

that's the truth.

This is that uro guy

with the anomaly.

Hello.

International fame brings nothing

but international trouble.

Money may not jingle loudly bit

it's sound carries a long way.

Let me see you be a public figure

without your wife finding out.

Are you going to play?

-Like hell I am.

But someone's going to steal it.

They rob cars like crazy here.

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