Wild Zero

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A meteorite seems to have crashedin

the town ofAsahi-cho last night.

The exact size andlocation of the

meteorite are not yet known. A full

investigation is underway.

In case the meteorite has landedin

your backyard, please don't use it as a

centerpiece or well-cover!

Sendus a fax!

What a romantic subject!

Andnow on to our next story,

at the zoo...

Rock'n'Roll Transliteration by Koy

JET GENERA TION:

Born at aneda

Jet timing always in his head

Weather Forecast don't mean a thing

Jet order-Bet your life !

Jet Generation

ighway There-Spark lt!

Tension Suddenly Outer Spacy!

There's a wallet on my ass with a

Rock 'n'RolILicense

Jet Generation

You gotta be a good girl , understand?

Understand?

A good , good girl. Got it?

Good

...next with a Jet! GO GO GO!

... uh huh, yeah, oh, andby the way,

Could I get that new jacket

by Wednesday?

Yeah , yeah ,

I got a party to go to the next day

I'd really like it by then ...

Shoes?

You ok?

Come on, stand up

What? It's not like you don't know

the Captain, right?

Let's go .

Can't make customers wait can we?

Hey mister-

Do you know Rock'n'Roll?

I'll do it today

The only one who can outdo Guitar Wolf-

Is the one right here

I'll go directly to the manager

of this club

... yeah , great ...well , talk to ya later

Sorry to keep you waiting

Guess what this is?

Want it?

It's real gold you know

Bring me some milk

Hello Hello Hello my brother !

Glad you made it !

Great show today wasn't it?

GREAT !!!

You're gonna hang out for a while , right?

This town's gotten pretty

exciting these days hasn't it?

You f***ing pervert !

It doesn't suit you, Guitar Wolf

It really , really doesn't suit you

Guitar Wolf , don't you remember?

You were only this big

when you first came here

And what do you think he said?

Do you remember?

Give me your boots

He wanted my leather boots !

Well , you can't be a kid forever !

Rock'n'Roll is over, baby

Do you understand the word "'Business"?

If you understand then f*** off & get out !

What're you saying? !

Rock'n'Roll is NOT over !

Rock'n'Roll never dies !

Somebody call an ambulance !

Take this

Whistle when you're in danger

Take this

Whistle when you're in danger

No f***ing way !

You f***ing weirdo !!

(Welcome to

Asahi-cho)

Have you seen the people that work here?

Maybe they went out...

Let's get going

Sh*t . Coming all this way without

thiking was definitely f***ed up

No f***in' money either

And now we're out here cuz the b*tch

wants to see a f***in' meteorite

What the f*** did you just say?

Nothin' ...

Why don't you stop talkin' sh*t

for once in your life !

Somethin' wrong?

Whose f***in' fault is it that we don't

have any money anyway? Huh? Who?

F***in' nag me all the time ...

What the f*** are you saying?

Why don't you actually try makin' some

money sometimes, instead of just

talkin' about it?

Huh?

I should f***in' get paid just for goin'

out with a loud mouth b*tch like you !

What kind of a man are you?

Man...

Don't you have any f***in' pride?

Why don't you ever do something ,

anything , to make money?

You prob'ly f***in' couldn't make money

if you tried !

Listen b*tch ! lf you're gonna go that far

I'll do it then !

I'll do somethin' and I don't wanna hear

you cryin' about it later !

Gasoline stand

Stop ! I'm thirsty

Me too

My ass hurts !

Masao

Come on !

Masao?

Aren't you comin'?

Masao !

Don't f***ing move !

Move and I'll f***ing kill you !

Give it up !

Oy , Masao , what the f*** you sayin'?

Masao-chan, we understand , ok?

Masao?

...is naturalbut a pear shape can be an

indication ofinternal organ problems.

Whatever. What else?

Oh right, can't forget to talk about

the meteorite.

Get the f***ing car !!

OK , OK !

Andnow this breaking news...

Turn off the radio

A meteorite has crashedin

the town ofAsahi-cho.

Sorry

So , about how much artillery

are we looking at this time?

Well, I was asked if we were going to

start a war

I see

About two hours-we're a little later

than we promised

Well , it was the boss' wedding , right?

I just really wish I could've changed

out of these clothes

I'm sorry

There wasn't enough time

What should we do?

I don't f***in' know !

Let's go

Don't be f***in' stupid ! lf Masao gets

popped we'll be busted too !

I don't f***in' know !

F***ing Masao decides to go and do this...

Oh, sorry

Hurry !

F***ing drive !

Aren't you feeling well?

It's nothing to worry about

Hangover?

What's going on?

Somebody just ran out on the road , it

seemed a little strange , in this place ...

Nobody's there

You must've been hallucinating

What's that? !

What the f*** was that?

Say something !

Why don't you f***in' talk to him?

Wasn't exactly safe for us either ya know

Say that and Masao's gonna ...

Masao ! What the f*** was with you pullin'

that kind of sh*t all of a sudden?

You scared the f*** outta us !.

Masao?

So , how much did you manage to snag?

None.

NONE? !

stupid f***

He shoulda gotten at least somethin' ,

right?

What's up with your nose?

Don't f***ing cry !

Masao !

Give him tissue for fucks sake !

F*** you

Sh*t

Masao? Masao?

Are you ok?

She's ok , right?

Well , we gotta get going

You're the one who got him?

Thank you .

You must be very strong

It's hot

By the way , where do you think

everybody went anyway?

Not a soul in sight ...

It's like saying ,

Come in and rob us , please !

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