Wicked Broad Way Musical

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Synopsis: Wicked is a Broadway musical, with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz and book by Winnie Holzman. It is based on the 1995 Gregory Maguire novel Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, itself a retelling of the classic 1900 novel, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum and the 1939 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer film The Wizard of Oz.
Year:
2003
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Ozians:

GOOD NEWS, SHE'S DEAD!

THE WITCH OF THE WEST IS DEAD!

THE WICKEDEST WITCH THERE EVER WAS,

THE ENEMY OF ALL OF US HERE IN OZ,

IS DEAD! GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!

Ozian:
Look, it's Glinda!

Glinda floats in on a giant bubble

Glinda:
It's good to see me, isn't it? (Ozians Agree) No need to respond that was rhetorical. Fellow Ozians:

LET US BE GLAD,

LET US BE GRATEFUL,

LET US REJOICIFY THAT GOODNESS COULD SUBDUE

THE WICKED WORKINGS OF YOU KNOW WHO!

ISN'T IT NICE TO KNOW

THAT GOOD WILL CONQUER EVIL?

THE TRUTH WE ALL BELIEVE'LL BY AND BY

OUTLIVE A LIE:

FOR YOU AND...

Ozian:
Glinda! Exactly how dead is she?

Glinda:
Well, there has been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo...

but let me set the record straight. According to the Time Dragon Clock, the melting occurred at the 13th hour;

a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is dead!

Ozian:

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!

Ozian:

NO ONE CRIES THEY WON'T RETURN!

Ozians:

NO ONE LAYS A LILY ON THEIR GRAVE!

Ozian Man:

THE GOOD MAN SCORNS THE WICKED!

Women:

THROUGH THEIR LIVES OUR CHILDREN LEARN!

Ozians:

WHAT WE MISS WHEN WE MISBEHAVE!

Glinda:

AND GOODNESS KNOWS

THE WICKEDS' LIVES ARE LONELY

GOODNESS KNOWS:

THE WICKED DIE ALONE

IT JUST SHOWS WHEN YOU'RE WICKED

YOU'RE LEFT ONLY

ON YOUR OWN:

Ozians:

YES, GOODNESS KNOWS

THE WICKEDS' LIVES ARE LONELY

GOODNESS KNOWS:

THE WICKED CRY ALONE

NOTHING GROWS FOR THE WICKED

THEY REAP ONLY:

WHAT THEY'VE SEWN

Ozian:
Glinda, why does wickedness happen?

Glinda:
That's a good question; one that many people find confusifying. Are people born wicked,

or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood,;

She had a father, who just happed to be the governor of munchlinkland Witch's Parents Enter.

Frex:
I'm off to the assembly, dear.

Glinda:
She had a mother, as so many do...

Frex:

HOW I HATE TO GO AND LEAVE YOU LONELY

Melena:

THAT'S ALRIGH IT'S ONLY JUST ONE NIGHT

Frex:

BUT KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, IN MY HEART

WHILE I'M OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!

Frex Exits. A Lover Runs Into The Room.

Glinda:
And like all families, they had their secrets.

Lover:

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, MY DARK EYED BEAUTY,

I'VE GOT ONE MORE NIGHT LEFT HERE IN TOWN,

SO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK OF GREEN ELIXER

AND WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A LITTLE MIXER

HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE SWALLOW LITTLE LADY,

AND FOLLOW ME DOWN

Glinda:
And of course, from the moment she was born she was... well... different!

Midwife:
AHHH!! It's coming!

Frex:
Now?

Midwife:
The baby's coming!

Frex:
And how!

Midwife:

I SEE A NOSE!

Frex:

I SEE A CURL!

Both:

IT'S A HEALTHY, PERFECT, LOVELY LITTLE...

(They Scream)

Melena:
What is it? What's wrong?

Midwife:

HOW CAN IT BE?

Frex:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Midwife:

IT'S ATTROCIOUS!

Frex:

IT'S OBSCENE!

Both:

LIKE A FROGGY, FERNY CABBAGE,

THE BABY IS UNATURALLY

GREEN!!!

Frex:
Take it away... Take it away!!!!

Glinda:
So you see, it couldn't have been easy!

Munchkins:

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!

NOW AT LAST, SHE'S DEAD AND GONE!

NOW AT LAST THERE'S JOY THROUGHOUT THE LAND!

AND GOODNESS KNOWS (GOODNESS KNOWS)

WE KNOW WHAT GOODNESS IS (OOOOHHHH)

GOODNESS KNOWS, THE WICKED DIE ALONE (SHE DIED ALONE)

WOE TO THOSE (WOE TO THOSE)

WHO SPURN WHAT GOODNESSES THEY ARE SHOWN!

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED (GOOD NEWS)

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED (GOOD NEWS)

NO ONE MOURNS... THE WICKED...

WICKED...

WICKED!!!!!

Glinda:
Well, this has been fun! But as you can imagine I have much to attend to,

what with the Wizard's unexpected departure. So, if there are no further questions...

Ozian:
Glinda, is it true you were her friend?

Ozians Gasp

Glinda:
Well, I... you see... um... yes.

Louder Gasps

Glinda:
Well, it depends on what you mean by "friend". She Motions Her Bubble Downward.

I did know her. That is, our paths did cross... at school. But you must understand, it was a long time ago and we were both very young.

[Scene 2 - Dear Old Shiz] - Wicked Musical Script -

Scene Fades As Shiz Students Appear. Elphaba Enters With Them.

Students:

O, HALLOWED HALLS AND VINE DRAPED WALLS

THE PROUDLIEST SITE THERE IS.

WHEN GREY AND SEER OUR HAIR HATH TURNED,

WE SHALL STILL REVERE THE LESSONS LEARNED

IN OUR DAYS AT DEAR OLD SHIZ (DEAR OLD SHIZ)

OUR DAYS AT DEAR OLD...

Galinda:
Being Wheeled In On A Big Cart Filled With Luggage.

OOOOOOOOOOLD:

All:

SHIZZZZZZZZZZZ (DEAR OLD SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

Frex Wheels Nessarose On Stage.

Elphaba:
What?! What are you looking at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth?

Okay, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no, I didn't chew grass as a child.

Frex:
Elphaba!

Elphaba:
Oh, this is my younger sister, Nessarose. As you can see, she is a perfectly normal color.

Frex:
Elphaba, stop making a spectacle of yourself! I'm only sending you here for one reason...

Elphaba:
Yes, I know, to look after Nessarose.

Frex Holds Out A Box.

Frex:
My precious little girl: a parting gift.

Nessarose:
Now, father... He Pulls Silver Shoes From The Box. Jeweled shoes!

Frex:
As befits the future governor of Munchkinland. Elphaba, take care of your sister.

And try not to talk so much! He Kisses Nessarose And Exits.

Nessarose:
Elphaba...

Elphaba:
Well what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything!

Mme. Morrible Enters

Morrible:
Welcome, new students! I am Madame Morrible, headmistress here, at Shiz University.

And whether you're here to study logic, literature, or linguification,

I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you.

Now, regarding room assignments... Elphaba & Galinda Raise Their Hands.

She Notices Galinda First. Yes, is this regarding room assignments?

Galinda:
Oh, Madame, thank you for asking, but I've already been assigned a private suite...

Noticing Her Followers' Disappointment. But you can all come visit me whenever you want!

Shen Shen:
How good of you!

Pfanee:
You are so good!

Galinda:
No I'm not!

Both:
Yes you are!

Galinda:
Now stop! Swishes Her Hair.

Morrible:
Do you have a question?

Galinda:
Yes, you see, I am Galinda Upland of the Upperuplands... I've applied to your sorcery seminar,

and indeed that is my sole purpose of attending Shiz; to study sorcery with you.

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Winnie Holzman

Winnie Holzman is an American dramatist, screenwriter and poet. She is known for having created the ABC television series My So-Called Life, which earned her an Emmy Award nomination for writing in 1995, as well as her work writing for thirtysomething and Once and Again. Holzman has garnered fame for her work on Broadway, most notably for writing the book for the smash stage musical Wicked. more…

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