The door slides open to reveal - dressed in WHITE OVERALLS(with lots of pockets) and a slightly OTT MOBILE PHONEEARPIECE - ANDRZEJ (the Pole from ep 1.2) picks up a toolfrom inside. He turns to reveal OLLIE’S rubbish WHITE VAN,
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ready for fitting.
Spit on floor)
You won’t believe what he’s done
now... I hate people who spit.
What are you doing?
Looking for something for dinner.
(Pulling out a tin)
Do I like Oxtail soup?
How would I know?
That doesn’t mean I - just put it
Only if I find something better.
to next door and sees ANDRZEJ.
Oh, there he is... rubbin’ it in our
where they’ve both left them.
I don’t even know how he expects to
do that job with just one person.
And what are those overalls?!
Look at him - loving it. He’s such a
And what’s with that ear piece?!
He gives them to all his staff.
But that’s so naff.
(Doing Polish accent)
Here - have this - so we can be in
contact at all times.
What - that’s how he sounds!
Yeah, yeah I am.
Well, you should get off then. I’ll
stay and carry on here.
Alright Darren - you can have the
No. It’s not that - I just want to
get this finished.
(Beat - sigh)
If we get it done early, I’ll get a
(Melts a little - smiles)
You know what? You might turn out to
be an okay Dad after all. Want me to
No. It’s fine. You get off.
Janice? Who’s Janice?
(Look of shock)
You want to do what to me?
I’ve got the wrong phone.
OLLIE walks in.
mistake. Darren? Where are you?
Janice is waiting!
Oh my god...
- DARREN, sawing wood.
He’s cheating on me...
(Shock and anger)
Uncle Phil - I’m done for the day.
Till’s balanced, orders are done - and
as requested, I’ve picked up the new
Yeah. Fine. Why wouldn’t I be? I
Just - you seem a little
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