
Where the Skin Lies
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- 2017
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What are you reading?
- Quantum Computing Algorithms.
- [SAT NAV] Right turn ahead.
- It's Eddy's book.
- Sounds complicated, mate.
- I think I've got it.
- [GIRL] They're cool people.
- [LAUGHTER]
- You so don't have it.
[GIRL] Yes, Mum,
I'll behave myself.
[WOMAN] Mike,
tell us how it's done.
Not a chance. You can
figure it out for yourselves.
Yeah, we're all here.
No, it's not weird.
[SAT NAV] You have reached
your destination.
- [GIRL] Hello? Mum?
- [EDDY] I think this is it.
- Recalculating route.
- [EDDY] Oh, hang on, hang on.
- Please turn around.
- [GIRL] We're breaking up.
- Hello? Hello?
- [EDDY] What the hell?
[GIRL] Mum, if you can still
hear me, I'm hanging up. OK.
Well, I suppose
this is the place.
Looks a bit different
than advertised.
It looks great, Eddy.
[FLIES BUZZ]
[PHONE RINGS]
- Oh, sorry. Are you alright?
- I give up.
[GIRL] Mum, we just talked.
Sorry? What?
Can you repeat that?
Who is this?
- Guys, a hand, please.
- [WOMAN] Yeah, sorry, John!
- It's Jaan.
- [GIRL] I think wrong number.
- Bye.
- [JAAN] Hello?
I'm here.
[JAAN] Thanks, Ray.
Is Ray your real name,
or is it short for something?
- Sunray?
- Moonray?
Stingray.
- Don't you guys know either?
- [RAY] No, not even close.
What, you thought,
she looks like a hippie,
she must have
- [MIKE] Yeah.
- Nah, it's Rainbow.
[MIKE] Oh, so much better.
Not hippie at all.
[WOMAN] Much better.
- [JANN] Cheers, mate.
- [WOMAN] Everything OK, Eddy?
Edward. My name is Edward.
I told you all before.
Only my wife calls me Eddy.
Much to my chagrin.
Ladies first?
- [WOMAN] Edward.
- [JAAN] Watch it.
- Careful, Mike, careful.
- This place is huge!
- No shit, Miss Marple.
- And very... '70s.
- It's vile.
- Yes.
- Yes, it is.
- [DOOR BANGS]
- [EDWARD] Drafty too.
- [RAY] Well, I like it.
Hey, didn't the leaflet say that
this place was accessible to...
Wheelchairs?
Um, I don't know. Did it?
- I don't remember.
- Well, why would you?
But, yeah, I'm sure
it said so in the leaflet.
[EDWARD] Yes, it did,
as a matter of fact.
I think the brochure exaggerated
in quite a few ways.
Exaggerated? It's called lying
where I come from, Eddy.
[MIKE] Right, none of the rooms
down here are suitable for you.
We'll figure it out, mate.
[WOMAN] The kitchen
and living room are up here.
- [MIKE] A bedroom for Jaan?
- [JAAN] And a bathroom?
[WOMAN] Yeah, both.
And there's a terrace.
Wicked. Cheers, Elsie.
Right, let's do this, then.
- Teamwork, right?
- Yeah, absolutely.
Even though only one of us
is putting his back into it.
OK, ready? Two, three.
- Whoa.
- [WOMAN] Careful.
- [JAAN] Hold on!
- [MIKE] No, that's not working.
Oh! I'm sorry. More to explore.
It's alright,
take your time, guys.
- Coming. Sorry.
- That's helpful.
Mate, I tell you what,
I don't care what happens,
you're stuck on this floor
for the rest of the weekend.
- No problem at all.
[ELSIE] There's even more
bedrooms and bathrooms up here.
- Really nice ones, actually.
- Dibs!
Oh, you are so immature.
- Really?
- This way for you.
you know.
[RAY] And at the far end,
your chambers.
- [THUD]
- Oh, sorry. Let's see.
- I forgot how big this is.
- Well, don't worry.
You'll soon get used
to how big it is, saucepot.
Stop it, Jaan.
I'm sorry.
And here's me thinking that
you're all serious and stuff.
Yeah, well, don't tell anyone.
a good idea
if we could toast
our weekend together.
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