What a Beautiful Day

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If I made it to such high levels,

it wasn't easy.

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Natural talents were insufficing,

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it took me tenacity, obstinacy, ab...

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negation, culture

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and, I guess, a pinch of luck too.

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- MY HEROICALS -

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But let's start from the start,

how I took my first steps.

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Good morning.

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A pleasure, Zalone.

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- Don't stand.

- Mr. Zalone...

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- It says here you're from Apulia.

- Yes.

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But you live near Milan.

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We've been in Lombardy for years,

by now I'm a native.

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Good, good.

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Is this your second attempt

to join the Force?

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My third.

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Aggravating circumstances

of the habitual offender!

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Why this desire to be a Carabiniere?

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It's been a passion of mine

since I was 10.

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My Uncle Giuseppe was a Carabiniere.

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So, he was the one

who got you in to this feeling,

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this feeling of patriotism...

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He got me in to the game

whenever I wanted.

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And loads of things... Christmas!

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Christmas was fantastic!

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He'd seize fireworks, bring them home

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and let us shoot them off all night.

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Uncle Giuseppe was great.

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- Is your uncle still in the Force?

- Oh yeah.

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- Good, give me his name.

- Capobianco Giuseppe.

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The Finance Police can run a check.

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The Finance?

Then write:
Capobianco Vincenzo.

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- Who's he?

- His brother, he's in the Finance.

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They'd seize cigarettes,

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tons of cigarettes!

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Once I asked him for...

I don't say a carton, just a pack...

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A Carabiniere's more of a gentleman.

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You won't believe this,

but I was rejected again.

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Didn't hit it off with that colonel.

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That can happen.

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Who's never got on

some high school prof's neck?

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Me, I never went!

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I remember my dejection, bitterness,

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my aimless wandering,

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when suddenly a light lit up...

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It was the fuel warning.

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Gas is back there.

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LPG, 7 Euros.

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Now I had to break it to my mother,

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who, to pull me through,

had turned to high circles,

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the... highest.

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Holy Mary, mother of God

pray for us sinners...

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Quiet, Checco's ringing.

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You listen too, Maria.

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Mom...

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they screwed me.

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No!

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Third time! The devil

with you and Checco too.

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My son's just unlucky!

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My Carabiniere dream gone,

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I went back to working

at that stupid disco,

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where what scared you

wasn't violence, it was mentality,

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the narrow-minded pacifism.

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Checco, it's awful seeing you like this.

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So you didn't make it, don't be down.

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- Your thing's security.

- This is security?

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You call this security,

a place like this?

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Security's action,

movement, intervention.

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Watch.

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Good evening Miss,

outstanding, a nice rack,

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- Outstanding to you too who...

- Thank you.

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Not at all, jerk....

The mentality's all wrong.

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You need a job worthy of you.

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- I gotta pee.

- Okay, I'll handle things.

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Good evening, Miss,

outstanding rack you've got there.

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Outstanding to you too who...

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What the f*** do you want?

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- Sorry, just getting the mentality.

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