What a Beautiful Day

Synopsis: Checco, an uneducated but self-satisfied fellow from Milan, who has always dreamed of becoming a police officer, fails his entrance exam for the third time. It must be said that at the oral examination Checco said that the reason why he wanted to join the police was benefits in kind and cronyism! But the young man has connections and he soon finds himself a security agent at the Milan Cathedral. Of course the bumbling idiot proves a living catastrophe! Spotted by Sufien, an Arab terrorist who is preparing an attack against the cathedral, Checco appears as the perfect sucker. To manipulate him, he sends his charming sister Farah to him, with the mission to seduce him...

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Gennaro Nunziante

Actors: Checco Zalone, Nabiha Akkari, Ivano Marescotti, Michele Alhaique

Production: Medusa

6 nominations.


IMDB:: 6.2

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Year:: 2011
: 97 min
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If I made it to such high levels,
it wasn't easy.
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Natural talents were insufficing,
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it took me tenacity, obstinacy, ab...
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negation, culture
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and, I guess, a pinch of luck too.
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- MY HEROICALS -
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But let's start from the start,
how I took my first steps.
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Good morning.
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A pleasure, Zalone.
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- Don't stand.
- Mr. Zalone...
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- It says here you're from Apulia.
- Yes.
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But you live near Milan.
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We've been in Lombardy for years,
by now I'm a native.
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Good, good.
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Is this your second attempt
to join the Force?
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My third.
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Aggravating circumstances
of the habitual offender!
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Why this desire to be a Carabiniere?
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It's been a passion of mine
since I was 10.
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My Uncle Giuseppe was a Carabiniere.
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So, he was the one
who got you in to this feeling,
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this feeling of patriotism...
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He got me in to the game
whenever I wanted.
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And loads of things... Christmas!
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Christmas was fantastic!
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He'd seize fireworks, bring them home
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and let us shoot them off all night.
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Uncle Giuseppe was great.
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- Is your uncle still in the Force?
- Oh yeah.
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- Good, give me his name.
- Capobianco Giuseppe.
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The Finance Police can run a check.
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The Finance?
Then write:
Capobianco Vincenzo.
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- Who's he?
- His brother, he's in the Finance.
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They'd seize cigarettes,
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tons of cigarettes!
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Once I asked him for...
I don't say a carton, just a pack...
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A Carabiniere's more of a gentleman.
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You won't believe this,
but I was rejected again.
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Didn't hit it off with that colonel.
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That can happen.
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Who's never got on
some high school prof's neck?
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Me, I never went!
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I remember my dejection, bitterness,
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my aimless wandering,
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when suddenly a light lit up...
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It was the fuel warning.
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Gas is back there.
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LPG, 7 Euros.
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Now I had to break it to my mother,
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who, to pull me through,
had turned to high circles,
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the... highest.
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Holy Mary, mother of God
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