Welcome To The Jungle

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- [ Insects Buzzing ]

- [ Birds Squawking ]

- [ Woman ] Here we are in downtown Suva.

- [ Horn Honks ]

Mandi's videography extraordinaire.

Waiting for Bijou coming off

the plane from Sydney.

BijouI Bij-He- Bijou. HeyI

- Hey!

- Come here.

- How are you?

- Give me a kiss. Hey.

- Kisses. Kisses.

- [ Chuckles ] Quick.Jump in.

[ Whimpers ]

Throw your bag in the window.

Through the window, quick.

Take this.

I gotta-I gotta move the car.

You look great. You look so different.

I- I almost didn't recognize you.

[ Bijou ] You've become

a woman overnight, it seems.

Yeah, well, it's been how long?

- How long? Like seven years?

- Six, seven? Six years?

[ Mandi ]

Are you still, uh, playing in that band?

[ Bijou ] I brought you my CD so you

can get a signed copy. How's that?

So who's lighting your fire

these days, eh?

Oh, you know,just-

You know me.

just hanging out. Having fun.

- Do you surf anymore?

- [ Bijou ] I surf the Net. [ Chuckles ]

I'm so excited that you're here.

[ Bijou ]

Here we are, another beautiful day.

As you can see,

it's my matey Mandi...

and her hot-to-trot abs.

- Bijou.

- I used to have abs like that.

Then I met my friend,Jack Daniel's.

We're still good friends.

Hey, sweetie.

Yes. Mandi and I spent many nights...

waking from our drunken slumber

on that grassy knoll at Bondi.

- How was it?

- Yeah. It was wild out there.

Yeah?

[ Bijou ] Here we go.

We're looking at some lovely locals.

Kind ofhot if you're into that,

uh, pasty adolescent thing.

Who else have we got here?

Where are these girls from?

Looks like the United States of''Generica. ''

Hmm.

Everyone's got

a median average right now...

of about 2.00.

She looks like she's

from the northern beaches.

Ah, the skinhead tattoo look.

Always attractive on the beach.

[ Chuckles ]

Ah, the Pommy tan. Nice.

Ugly. No st-Ah, hang on.

Wait, wait, wait.

[ Gasps ]

He's a pretty kitty.

Oh. Oh.

- [ No Audible Dialogue ]

- Right.

Yep. Biggest babe

meets the biggest babe.

Welcome to Fiji.

Just tell me again

why you invited me here.

- [ Mandi ] What?

- Why did you invite me here?

What do you mean?

You know I wanted to spend time with you.

And we wanted to hang out.

Without people. Without guys.

Just us. A girlie adventure.

- [ Groans ]

- It's cool.

- He's not my boyfriend or anything.

- Yeah, whatever. Whatever.

You just, like- Do you get naked every night?

Answer:
Yes, you do.

[ Man ]

You guys wait here. We'll go find Mikey.

[ Chattering ]

All right. Where is Mikey?

That's gotta be him.

Moment of truth. MikeyI MikeyI

- Hey,you.

- [ Laughs ]

Colby.

Nice to meet you, buddy.

Look just like your older brother.

- Ah, that's what they say.

- It's kind of scary. Not necessarily a good thing.

[ Colby ]

Bijou.

Mikey.

- [ Bijou ] Mike.

- It's a pleasure to meet you.

[ Together]

Happy two-week anniversary!

- Oh. Oh. Check- Check it out.

- Oh.

- Quick. Give me the camera.

- Here. Take it.

- Oh, shit. Okay. I got it.

- Check out Mikey.

[ Colby ] Are they hitting it off or what?

Can you see 'em?

[ Mandi ]

Wow. She just polished offher drink.

[ Colby ]

Oh, he owes me big time. Look at that.

- Oh, my-

- They're stripping-

- Please.

- I think our work is done here. You ready to go?

- Go, BijouI

- Go, MikeyI

You're the man.

Okay. This is Colby's therapy service.

Here with my client Mikey...

uh, who has just met

a very lovely woman named Bijou.

He's not my usual type of guy.

I'm very pleased with the body.

Um, the mind is sometimes absent.

And that's good too.

I- I like my skinny rock-and-roll boys.

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