Welcome to Dignity Pastures

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(guests whispering)

- I'm so sorry.

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(woman growling)

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(woman screaming)

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- Ladies and gentlemen, I

sincerely apologize for this

setback.

We here at Dignity

Pastures take great pride

in assisting families to grieve their loss

and to celebrate the

lives of their loved ones

with friends and family.

If you will allow us a few moments

we will redress Mrs. Wilkinson

and continue with a respectable

and dignified service.

- Pardon me.

Sir, the Thomas family's

requested a last minute cremation.

- Thank you very much for your patience.

Please, excuse me.

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I love my job.

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