Synopsis: The Sausages live happily in Weenie Ville. Once, a sausage called Timmy is so sacred of diving, which results that he is teased as a "weenie". Leaving the diving pool, Timmy sits on a bench beside, sighing. Frank, the mayor of Weenie Ville, happens to see the desperate Timmy, so he takes Timmy, singing and traveling around Weenie Ville to see the fantastic life of sausages to comfort him. In the end, Timmy dares to dive from a higher place and he is quite proud about himself.
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Come on, Timmy.

Hurry up!

I can't...

I can't do it.

Ah, Timmy,

don't be such a weenie.

Yeah, what a weenie.

I blew it.

Oh. Hey there, Timmy.

Why so sad?

Hey, Mr. Mayor.

They called me a weenie.

Why, you're acting

like that's a bad thing.

Isn't it?

Oh, Timmy.

Now, some may say

that "weenie"

Is a bad thing to be called

When they hear

someone say it

They are terribly appalled

But I'm of the opinion

One hundred percent

That being called a weenie

Is the greatest compliment

'Cause every one

of us is a weenie

A weenie!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

Some of us are big

some are teeny


If you're feeling flustered

Just add a little mustard

Oh, yeah!

You can call us hot dogs

Or you can call us franks

You can call us anything

As long as you give thanks

That every one

of us is a weenie

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

Wait a minute, so you mean...

Every one of

us is a weenie

That's right!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

What about

the girl in the bikini?


You may think I'm jestin'

But her skin is pig intestine

Weenies can be broiled or

fried Or if you're really brave


You could spend a couple

minutes In a microwave

Too long?

Every one of

us is a weenie

A weenie!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

Oh, sure,

maybe some of us are kosher

The British

have their bangers


The Germans have their brats


The Poles have their kielbasa

Always boiling in their pots

The Spanish have chorizo


The ltalians have salami


But where do we all come from?

Ask your daddy

or your mommy

Every one of us

is a weenie

A weenie!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

This one over

here is a genie

I can grant your wishes

Because I'm so delicious

Each of us is different

It doesn't really matter

If we're sliced up in a can

Or on a stick

and dipped in batter

Every one of

us is a weenie

A weenie!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be


It's a thrill on a grill

So much fun in a bun

When you're

a weenie you are number one

Yes, every one

of us is a weenie

A weenie!

A weenie is

an awesome thing to be

Is that Timmy?


I'm a weenie!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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