
We'll Never Have Paris
Like any organ does
as we grow older,
the eye deteriorates and decays.
Whether it is genetic predisposition
Or environmental factors,
we are subject to
losing the gift of sight,
clouding the windows
to our souls, if you will.
Did you know that cataracts
are now responsible
for 48% of world blindness?
Though aging is the primary cause,
there are a wide variety...
Devon, you are just going to
What? This is my lunch break.
What do you want me?
To do, pray for you?
Your eye is fine, okay.
Just like your teeth aren't getting
Looser, and you did not have foot rot.
Knock on wood.
Oh, okay.
I have to get the rest
However, I love you.
You are okay.
Love you.
Say hi to the doc for me.
See you after work,
assuming I can still see.
To irreversible loss of vision.
Quinn.
Hey there, pal.
Hi, Dad.
So, what is it this time?
A little redness?
Yeah, just in the left eye. A little
dot's been there for about a week.
Okay.
Let us go.
Let us just lean forward.
Place your chin on
In addition, look
directly into the light.
Right here.
Good.
Oh, by the way,
your mother made some of that.
Egg salad that you love, you
know, with the tarragon,
I brought some in for you.
Thanks.
Well, what do you know?
Pingueculitis.
It's an irritation or a
thinning of the conjunctiva.
It usually found
In elderly people,
Latinos,
people who work outdoors.
You the outdoorsy type now?
I would go with Latino
before outdoorsy.
It could also have something
to do with your nose.
What is wrong with my nose?
Nothing. It is a beautiful nose,
You got the Berman nose.
Only it's, slightly more pronounced
How does my nose
size contribute to this?
It's acting as a, kind of,
large reflector, if you will.
Therefore, my nose
is so large that,
What, the reflection
Is burning a hole in my eye?
No, no, no, no, no.
Just the lining of it.
The treatment is
artificial tears
and UV-protection sunglasses.
You are getting
older there, my boy.
Twenty-eight is not old.
Yeah.
It is not really the age
Where it makes any sense.
Nor the race.
All right,
I will get your UV sunglasses.
The women are going to love you.
Dad, I have
A girlfriend for 10 years.
Kidding, I love Devon.
When are you going to propose?
I was about to.
I have Mama's ring.
Now, with this illness...
It is not an illness.
It is a condition.
It is treatable.
Marriage, I mean.
How many times a day do I have?
To put in the artificial tears?
Six to eight.
Alternatively, I could just
Insert some punctual plugs.
- Insert where.
- In your punctual.
In my what?
Tear ducts.
Little, tiny, umbrella-shaped,
silicon plugs
that block out the drainage of
tears, thus, irrigating the eye.
I am a little...
Sit, sit.
Come on, sit down, and sit down.
That is it. Put your
head between your legs.
Your grandmother used to say...
That means, "You only get
one first marriage."
That is inspiring.
Look...
If Devon is the one,
Unless there's a piece of coal in
that ring, instead of a diamond,
your sitting on it longer,
Is not doing you any good.
You saw the people
in the waiting room.
They were all you, yesterday.
Dev.
What?
Aren't you
supposed to be at work?
Impersonating late Miles Davis.
What happened?
No, nothing.
I wanted sir to prize...
To precise...
Okay.
Wait, what did he
say about your eye?
Oh, no, it is fine.
Actually, it put
everything into perspective.
That well, I am finally...
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