Wayne's World

Synopsis: Wayne is still living at home. He has a world class collection of name tags from jobs he's tried, but he does have his own public access TV show. A local station decides to hire him and his sidekick, Garth, to do their show professionally and Wayne & Garth find that it is no longer the same. Wayne falls for a bass guitarist and uses his and Garth's Video contacts to help her career along, knowing that Ben Oliver, the sleazy advertising guy who is ruining their show will probably take her away from him if they fail.
Genre: Comedy, Music
Director(s): Penelope Spheeris
Production: Paramount Pictures
  4 wins & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min

Spend all day with us.

There are two--

pardon me--

two of everything in

every Noah's arcade.

That means

two of Zantar,

That means

two of Zantar,

Bay Wolf, Ninja Commando,


Psycho Chopper...

It's really good

seeing you, Benjamin.

You haven't been into

Shakey's for so long.

Well, I've

been real busy.

It's two for you

'cause one won't do.

All this week,

kids under 6

get every fifth--

There's a new pet.


Chia Pet--

the pottery that grows.

They are very fast.

Simple. Plug it in,

and insert the plug

from just about anything.


Even for our customers

in Waukegan, Elgin, and Aurora--

We'll be there

right on time.

So call!

Clap on, clap off

The Clapper

Wayne's World,

Wayne's World

Party time


[ Guitar Riff ]


All right,




O.K., extreme close-up!






extreme close-up.

Now it's time for

Wayne's World's totally amazing

excellent discoveries.

Our guest

is Ron Paxton.

Welcome to

Wayne's World, Ron.

Thanks, Wayne.

Now, you're the inventor

of the Suck Kut, right?

What exactly

is a Suck Kut?

The Suck Kut is a revolution

in home hair cutting.

Wow! What a totally amazing

excellent discovery.

Well, yes.


Now, Ron, the question that's

on everybody's mind is,

how does it work?

I'm fully prepared to give

a complete demonstration.

O.K. O.K., Garth,

just sit there.

He's going to put that

thing on your melon, O.K.?

Just a trim.

Don't buzz me, all right?

Uhh! Uhh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Tell me, Ron.

Exactly how does

the Suck Kut work?

Well, as you can see,

it sucks as it cuts.

It certainly

does suck.

Ohh! Ohh!

What are we looking at?

Wayne's World. These guys do

their show out of their basement.

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!



People watch this?

Yeah, lots.

Turn it off, man!

Turn it off!

It's sucking

my will to live!

Oh, the humanity!

You want to hand me

the telephone?




Russell, this

is Benjamin.

Are you

watching TV?

Listen, could you

turn it to channel 10?

I want you to find out

who these guys are

and where they

do their show.

I think we can

sell it to Vanderhoff.

Take your Ritalin, O.K.?

O.K., you're

in a forest.


You're in a forest

with Heather Locklear.

With Heather?

And you're very warm.


- Warm?

- warm.

These guys

are so funny.

Oh, they're

obviously brilliant.


Wow! What a totally amazing

excellent discovery...not!

Thanks, Ron.

O.K., that's all the time

we have for this week.

Until then, good night!

Party on, Wayne.

Party on, Garth.

It's Wayne's World,

Wayne's World

Party time


[ Guitar Riff ]


we're clear!

All right!


Whoo! Whoo!

All right!



Let me bring you

up to speed.

My name is

Wayne Campbell.

I live in

Aurora, Illinois,

which is

a suburb of Chicago.


I've had plenty

of Joe jobs.

Nothing I'd call

a career.

Let me put it

this way.

I have an extensive collection

of name tags and hair nets.

O.K., I still

live with my parents,

which I admit

is both bogus and sad.

But at least I've got

an amazing cable access show,

and I still

know how to party.

But what

I'd really love

is to do Wayne's World

for a living.

It might happen.

Yeah, and monkeys might

fly out of my butt.

[ Horn Honks ]

Ahh, the Mirthmobile.

This is my best friend

Garth Algar.


I think we'll go with a little

Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen.

Good call.

I see a little

silhouette of a man



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