Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers



(Toot! Toot!)

(Beep! Beep! Beep!)

(Card plays "Happy Birthday")

(Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!)

(Click! Click! Click!)

Oh... It's my turn for breakfast

this morning, Gromit.

I'd like a three-minute egg...

Whoa! Steady on! Oww!

Gromit! Owww!

Ha ha!





That went as well as could

be expected, didn't it?

Though I might have to make

a small adjustment to the drop.

A touch painful on re-entry.

Cracking toast, Gromit.

Any post, was there, perchance?

Oh, dear, a bit steep!

Oh, my goodness! Well, I'll be...!

They're all bills.

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

We shall have to economise, Gromit.

I'll have to let that room out.

Oh, dear!

# Bom bom bom-bom... #


(Clink! Clink! Clink!)

Oh! Just look at that!

I'm down to my last few coppers.

And those presents weren't cheap,

either. Oh!

Well, Gromit, let's see

what's on the 9.05, shall we?


Here she comes now.


I wonder what this can be.

Happy birthday, chuck!

(Wallace chuckles)

I knew you'd like it.

Here, let me help you.

You look like somebody owns you now.

And that's only the first part!

Come and look in here.

(Whirr! Whirr!)

I think you'll find this present

a valuable addition

to our modern lifestyle!

They're "Techno Trousers".

Ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies!

All you do

is attach the lead on here...

then programme in.

Walkies, ten minutes,

twenty minutes...


Ha ha ha! Have a nice walk, Gromit!

(Whirr! Whirr! Whirr!)



It's no use prevaricating

about the bush.


(Wallace slurps tea)

Nice walkies, hmm?

How were the Techno Trousers?

(Doorbell rings)

Oh. There's someone

at the door, Gromit.

I wonder who that could be.

(Opens door)

(Wallace) Oh,

it's about the room, then.

Well, that's grand.

Er, would you like to come this way

and inspect?

I'm asking twenty a week.

That will include your breakfast.

I suppose you like kippers, do you?

Partial to a nice

black pudding myself.

With bacon, of course.

I'm sure that we could come

to an amicable agreement.

As I say, it's a bit dingy

at present,

but it's surprising what

a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?


Oh! Er...

But I don't think... Hmm. Oh.

Er, wasn't quite what we had in mind.

Wouldn't you like to see...?

Oh, dear!


Look...um... There's something

I've got to tell you.

It's, um...no pets.

Does that suit you?

(# "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" on radio)

Oh... Seems pleasant enough.

Cheer up, Gromit.

It's surprising what

a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?



Oooh! Ohh...

Oh! So that's where my braces went!

(Wallace hums)

Wonderful things,

these Techno Trousers.

Oh! I'm sorry...

(# "Tie A Yellow Ribbon")

(# "Happy Talk")

(# "How Much Is That Doggie

In The Window?")

(Glass smashing)

(Music stops)

(Brushing teeth)

Lovely morning, Gromit!


Oh... Thank you very much.

That's just grand!

(Wallace) Oh, thank you!

What do you think of that,

Gromit, eh? Our paying guest.

(Wallace chuckles)

(# Jazz clarinet)

(Wallace) Ha ha ha!

Nice drop of Bordeaux, this, eh?

Here's to paying guests!

Ahh... More cheese, Penguin?

(Wallace) Good night, Penguin.

Sleep well!



(Ringing and rattling)



That was lovely cheese.


Oh... Yee-ow!

It's the wrong trousers!

The wrong trousers!

What have you done

with the controls, Gromit?



Now, that'll do.

Hold on a minute...

Stop it! Gromit!

Stop these confounded things!

This isn't funny, Gromit!

The joke's over!

Get me out of these trousers!


He-elp! Gromi-it!

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