VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

Season #1 Episode #1

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VeggieTales – Where is God when I’m S-Scared

Bob:
Hi kids and welcome to VeggieTales, I'm Bob the Tomato.

Larry:
And I'm Larry the Cucumber.

Bob:
And we're here to answer your questions.

Larry:
That's right.

Bob:
Now today we got a letter from Lucy Anderson from Phoenix, Arizona who writes.

Lucy:
Dear Bob and Larry, I am six years old. Sometimes I think there are monsters in my closet, that makes me real scared, can you help me?

Larry:
Oooh! I remember once I thought there were monsters in my closet.

Bob:
Yeah? Well, what happened Larry?

Larry:
Well, it turned out that they weren't really monsters at all. Just my fluffy bunny slippers, and they're not so scary just kinda squishy.

Bob:
Oh I see. Well Lucy Anderson first check to see if it's just your slippers, and then watch this story about how Junior Asparagus got little bit scared.

• title cards introduce "Tales From The Crisper" segment.

Mad Scientist's assistant: It can't be done, I don't believe you can do it.

Mad Scientist:
Well then stand back and behold as I throw the switch. It's alive It's alive hahahahaha. Stand!

Mad Scientist's assistant: Oh my goodness, look how big it is!

Mad Scientist:
Speak!

Frankencelery:
*groans*

Mad Scientist:
Walk to me! No, this way!

Mad Scientist's assistant: I'll get going.

Mad Scientist:
Frankencelery, where are you going? Come back here. No don't go near that door.

• door bursts open*

Woman Screams Ahhh In Humorous Fashion

Mad Scientist:
Frankencelery come back! Stay away from those villagers!

(camera turns to Junior Asparagus but noises from TV are still going)

Funny Man Being Tortures Yells No no don't do it ouch!

Mom Asparagus:
Junior. It's time for bed.

Junior:
Just four more minutes.

Mom Asparagus:
That's what you said four minutes ago. Let's skedaddle up those stairs your father will be up in a minute to tuck you in.

(Junior goes to the stairs)

Mom Asparagus:
Besides I think this show might be a little too scary for you.

Junior:
It's not too scary. I...I like it. Yeah...I'm n-not scared.

(Junior looks at the family portrait and smiles. Processed Descending Cowbell Shakes. Portrait turn into mad monsters with bolts out of their necks. Classic Aooga Car Horn. Juniors gets scared and runs up the stairs into his room)

(camera dissolves into Juniors bedroom)

(Junior begins to talk with noises starting to emerge)

Junior:
I'm not scared. It was just...monsters. Around me. Big, growly monsters. (Bob and Larry jump in. Bob lands safely on the floor, Larry lands in the toy chest)

Junior:
Ahh! Who are you?

Bob:
I'm Bob, I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you.

(Larry begins to struggle his way out of the toy chest with short bulb horn honk with Junior worried)

Junior:
There's something in my toy chest. It's a monster. It's a big scary lizard. It's a...it's a...

(Larry pops out with a baby bonnet on his head)

Junior:
Baby pickle?

Bob:
Uh, he's a cucumber.

Junior:
Oh.

Larry:
Where is everybody?

(Larry jumps out face first)

Parachute Opens With Air

Bob:
Over here Larry!

(ball rolls by Bob)

Bob:
We couldn't help but notice that you were just a little bit frighten so thought we drop in and help.

Larry:
Yeah um, fear not for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy which shall be on to all people, for onto you...

(Bob interrupts)

Bob:
Ahem! Wrong story Larry.

Larry:
Oh sorry.

(Larry gives his trademark smile at Bob)

Junior:
Well I wasn't really scared you know, it was just a movie with a big...scary...monster! But I'm five years old so I can handle it.

Bob:
Oh, so you weren't scared?

Junior:
Nope, I wasn't scared.

(Bob looks up at Larry)

Bob:
He wasn't scared.

(Larry looks down at Bob)

Larry:
No not scared a bit.

Junior:
Well maybe just a little bit.

Bob:
Oh, just a little bit scared?

Larry:
Oh a little bit.

Junior:
But not too scared.

Bob & Larry:
Oh well yeah huh huh.

Junior:
Why, how can you guys help me. I mean if I was scared.

Bob:
Oh we were just gonna sing you a little song that's all. But since you weren't even scared well then I guess we'll just be on our way.

• Junior gets a shocked face.

Larry:
Yep see you later.

Junior:
No wait! I guess a little song might be nice, well since you're in the neighborhood.

Bob:
Well if you weren't scared then there's really no reason so I guess we'll just be going now.

• Junior gets grumpy

Junior:
Sing the song!

Bob:
Okay ahem, here it goes.

• camera turns on Junior and the bedroom light goes off and a spotlight shines on Bob and Junior.

Bob:
You were lying in your bed. You were feeling kind of sleepy. But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy.

• Junior looks around the room

Larry:
Were those eyeballs in the closet?

• three pairs of eyeballs pop out in Juniors closet.

Larry:
Was that Godzilla in the hall?

Bob:
There is something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall.

• Junior turns around to find the shadow and to get scared.

Bob:
Now your heart is beating like a drum. Your skin is getting clammy.

• camera turns to the door with three kinds of monsters to jump in the drawer.

Bob:
There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right into your jammies

• Toy monsters bouncing in front of Junior

Bob:
what are you going to do

Junior:
I’m going to call the police.

Bob:
No, You don’t need to do anything

Junior:
What, why.

Bob:
Because, God is bigger than that boogie man, he’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV, oh, god is bigger than the boogie man and he’s watching out for you and me. Get it?

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