VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle  Season #1 Episode #5

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Bob:
Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song.

Larry:
Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do?

Bob:
Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar.

Larry:
Bob, I don't have any hands.

Bob:
Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.

Larry:
I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!

Bob:
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

Larry:
Nope. Not going to do it.

Bob:
It's for the kids.

Larry:
Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.

Bob:
All right! Better get on out there. If you like to talk to tomatoes, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with potatoes, Up and down the produce aisle... Have we got a show for you!

All:
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales.

Bob:
Broccoli, celery, gotta be...

All:
VeggieTales!

Junior:
Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen...

All:
VeggieTales!

Larry:
Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...

All:
VeggieTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales!

(Vegetables laughing)

(The show opens on the countertop. The camera pans past some cardboard cut-outs of buildings.)

Larry-Boy:
(voice over) Danger lurks in the big city. Disaster waits in every dark alley. Peril behind every park bench. The world needs a hero! But not just an ordinary hero. No! A special hero! A super hero!

(The camera stops on Larry wearing his Larry-Boy costume for the first time. A spotlight is shining on him.)

Larry-Boy:
I...am...that...hero! They call me... Larry-Boy!

(A backdrop lands behind Larry-Boy. It has purple and yellow stripes. The stripes are in Larry-Boy's shape.)

Larry-Boy:
Wherever there is trouble, I'll be there! Whenever a hopeless vegetable calls out, I will answer! Evildoers beware! You are no match for the awesome power of Larry-Boy in his... Super-suction ears!

(Larry-Boy shakes his head.)

Larry-Boy:
You doubt? A demonstation.

(He shakes his head again, hops towards a nearby cut-out, jumps and sticks onto the cut-out. He tries to get himself unstuck but with no luck. Suddenly, the lights turn on and Bob appears.)

Bob:
Um... Hi, kids. I'm Bob the Tomato...

(He notices Larry-Boy.)

Bob:
...and I think that's Larry the Cucumber.

Larry-Boy:
I'm Larry-Boy! Who are you?

Bob:
Larry, it's me. Bob.

Larry-Boy:
Bob? Bob? I know no Bob. Say there, citizen, would you give me a hand with my super-suction ear? It seems to have malfunctioned.

Bob:
Uh... Okay. What do I do?

Larry-Boy:
Well, it's just that I'm afraid it's about to let...

(Larry-Boy's super-suction finally unsticks from the cut-out, causing Larry-Boy to land on the ground.)

Larry-Boy:
...go. Ouch.

Bob:
Wow. I didn't know being a superhero could be so painful. Maybe you should just go back to being plain old larry.

Larry-Boy:
But I don't wanna be plain old larry anymore.

Bob:
Why not?

Larry-Boy:
Well, there's nothing special about plain old larry. He can't do anything neat like fly or save people or anything. He's just plain old boring.

Bob:
Oh. Not feeling very special, huh?

Larry-Boy:
Nope.

Bob:
Hmm... Hey, I know!

Larry-Boy:
What?

Bob:
I could...

(Bob accidentally gets his nose stuck onto Larry-Boy's super-suction ear.)

Bob:
Ow! My...

Larry-Boy:
Oh.

Bob:
Larry! My no!

Larry-Boy:
Sorry.

Bob:
You got my!

Larry-Boy:
Got your nose, Bob.

(Bob tries to pull himself free.)

Bob:
Eeeee!

Larry-Boy:
Bob?

Bob:
Eeeeeee! Eeeeeee!

Larry-Boy:
Pull back! Pull back, Bob!

(Bob stops pulling for a moment.)

Bob:
(Panting) Um... Well, what I was going to say is that we...

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