VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown  Season #2 Episode #16

Synopsis: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown is the sixteenth episode of VeggieTales and the third Silly Song compilation. The premise was to count down the Top Ten Silly Songs as decided by the show's viewers.
Genre: Animation
Year:
2001
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Pa Grape:
Ahoy there, maties! Captain Pa here! Welcome aboard the ship of the pirates who don't do anything!

Mr. Lunt:
Nothing.

Larry:
Zilch.

Mr. Lunt:
Nada.

Pa Grape:
Not so fast, you lazies! Today, we're doing a little something.

Larry:
(irritated) Not again!

Mr. Lunt:
We did something yesterday!

Pa Grape:
Huh? All you did was order chinese!

Mr. Lunt:
Hey, it's hard to say moo goo guy pan! Whoop, I did it again. I'm beat.

Larry:
Here, have a won-ton.

Mr. Lunt:
Ooh!

Pa Grape:
Over the past few months, we've asked our loving and loyal fans to cast their votes for their favorite silly song. Well, the votes are in! And now it's time to tally them all up in the astonishing contraption of silliness!

Contraption:
Astonishing contraption of silliness!

Mr. Lunt:
What a lame name. Who came up with that? (looks over at Larry)

Larry:
What? I liked it. Won-ton?

Mr. Lunt:
Ooh!

Pa Grape:
Let the silliness begin! (starts the machine up) Well, classics like...

Contraption:
Everybody's got a water buffalo...

Pa Grape:
Or who can forget...

Contraption:
Oh, where is my hairbrush...

Pa Grape:
And then there is...

Contraption:
Miren el pepino

Watch the cucumber...

(The contraption starts speeding up, Pa muttering unintelligibly. The machine shuts down)

Pa Grape:
Ya, bucket of bolts. Enough lollygagging, you slackers! It's time to shake a leg! (Larry takes this literally) Buccaneer Larry, man the vote sacks!

Larry:
Aye-aye, captain.

Pa Grape:
Pirate Lunt, hoist the booster!

Mr. Lunt:
Okay.

Pa Grape:
Let's go over the rules, shall we? We'll put your votes in the astonishing contraption of silliness. The astonishing contraption of silliness will count your votes and then the astonishing contraption of silliness will countdown to the silliest silly song of all time!

Larry:
That's it!

Mr. Lunt:
The polls are closed.

Pa Grape:
Oh! Great! Well, the moment has arrived. Buccaneer Lunt, the lever!

Contraption:
Number ten! Endangered Love.

Number nine! The Dance of the Cucumber.

Number eight! Larry's High Silk Hat.

Number seven! The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.

Pa Grape:
Hold it! Stop the countdown!!! I don't understand... There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the astonishing contraption of silliness may need some recalibrating. (Picks up a wooden mallet) This oughta do it. (Whacks the machine)

Contraption:
Number seven! The Water Buffalo Song.

Pa Grape:
Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing! Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?

(Everyone bows their heads with peaceful music in the background)

Pa Grape:
That's enough. Hit it! (Larry starts the machine up)

Contraption:
Number six! The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps.

Number five! The Song of the Cebu.

Number four! The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebu with Yodeling Lips.

Pa Grape:
Wait a minute!! Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again. Buy me some time.

Mr. Lunt:
(confused) Huh?

Larry:
What are we supposed to do?

Pa Grape:
I don't know. Think of something! Come up with another one of those silly songs you're so famous for!

Larry:
But... I didn't prepare anything.

Pa Grape:
(frustrated) Oh for pete's sake! (Picks up a chinese menu) Here, use this.

(Do the Moo Shoo)

Larry and Mr. Lunt: Chicken!

Mr. Lunt:
Kung pao

Larry:
Chicken!

Mr. Lunt:
Mongolian

Larry:
Chicken!

Mr. Lunt:
Sweet and sour

Larry:
Chicken!

Mr. Lunt:
Cashew

Larry:
Chicken!

Larry and Mr. Lunt: Do the moo shoo!

Moo shoo moo moo moo moo moo shoo

Moo moo shoo moo moo moo moo shoo shoo!

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