
Uptown Saturday Night
- PG
- Year:
- 1974
- 104 min
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-Sarah?
-Yes?
Would you mind living in the country?
Course not. You're forgetting
I was born in the country. It's in my blood.
Someday maybe we can move back
down South someplace.
I think that would be real nice, baby.
Okay, I'm going to keep that in mind.
-You know, I was just thinking.
-What?
About when we first met.
You were living on Somerset Street
with your sister, Lela.
I was a young girl,
fresh from the country then.
You had the biggest butt I ever saw.
-Steve, if you don't stop....
-But it's the truth. Good-looking behind.
Said to myseIf when I first saw it:
"She got to be from down home...
"because they don't make behinds
like that in the city."
Steve!
It's the truth.
Don't you men ever think
about nothing besides behinds?
-Legs and boobs, but mostly behinds.
-Man!
I remember.
You sneaked through
the living-room window in the house...
with that crazy Charles...
-because he wanted to surprise Lela.
-Yeah, old Charles.
He was in a hurry to get home
from that war.
-He was your sister's first husband, right?
-No, honey, third.
You all looked so good in your uniforms,
especially you.
You know I didn't.
I was so tacky,
I didn't want you to see me.
I saw you. I couldn't miss that butt.
However, I knew the next time
you saw me, I'd have it together...
and you wouldn't be able to resist me.
Yeah, I knew it, too.
I took you out on our first date that night.
Yes, you did.
-Those were some beautiful days.
-Weren't they?
-Those walks we used to take in the park.
-You were the freshest man.
I was only doing
what a man's supposed to do.
-No, you were fresh, Steve Jackson.
-I wonder if that tree's still there.
You ain't no damn good, you know that?
I used to stop by that tree,
and we used to kiss.
-I don't want to hear it.
-I used to take you out by that tree...
and press you against it real hard
and you used to love it.
-Stop.
-No, it's the truth.
You'd hardly wait till I came and took you
to that tree and press you against it.
You used to say, "Steve, press me again! "
Steve, you know you lying.
You know you are.
-You couldn't get enough of that tree.
-Oh, man.
That was all an act.
-An act?
-Yes, siree.
-Sarah, you was hardly acting.
-Yes, I was, too.
You just didn't know what was going on.
I knew if I acted all shy and scared,
that would make you like me more.
-Woman, you can't fool me with no act.
-I see you married to me.
I got to admit you got me there, Sarah.
But if I had to do it all over again,
I wouldn't change a thing.
-You know something?
-What?
After 20 years of marriage,
two kids, and three jobs...
you still got the biggest butt I ever saw.
You're my queen, Sarah.
Thank you, my dear husband.
lt makes me very happy
to hear you say that.
Young blood.
-What's happening?
-Same old, same as old here.
Vacation starts today?
-You decided what you gonna do?
-I don't know.
Might walk the streets for two weeks...
bringing sunshine and brightness
That's not funny.
-Come on. I'll buy you a drink.
-Okay.
How's your other job?
Rotten, boring, and underpaid,
but thank you, Jesus.
-Yes, Lord. Same here.
-Say, man, let's go to Zenobia's tonight.
-Where?
-Zenobia's.
You got to be crazy.
We ain't got that kind of money.
Will we ever? Come on, man.
I feel like cutting loose.
Bottle of beer costs $5 in that place.
You only live once.
What you say, homeboy?
Nothing doing. You ever been there?
Yeah...and no.
I dropped some people off with the cab...
but there be some fine mamas coming
in that place.
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