Up in Daisy's Penthouse

Synopsis: The stooges' father strikes it rich in oil and immediately issues divorce papers to his wife. He plans to marry a gold digging younger woman unless the boys can disrupt the proceedings.
Genre: Comedy, Short
16 min

Boys! Boys!


Good morning ma... ma...

ma... Good morning ma.

Now that I'm old your

father has divorced me.

Oh, he won't get away with that.

Don't worry, mom, we'll

bring him back alive.

Or in pieces.

Come on, fellas, we

gonna break up this way.


Hey fellas, it's dad up there!

Oh, I'm ... everything for the wedding.

And I get the marriage

license too, Daisy Waisy.

Here, you better hold

it, I may forget it.

Oh, good.

Oh, Popsie Woopsie, you've promised me

that you'll have that nasty

old sideburns in shave.

They tickle your baby.

Okay, Daisy Waisy, I'll go

right to the barber shop,

and I also have my hair die black,

so I look young and handsome.

Oh, wonderful.

I'm sorry, I can't stay to lunch,

but I don't to be late to the wedding.

We'll be back at three o'clock sharp.

My little honey pie.

Hey fellas!

We shall stop that wedding.

Listen, you won't...

Hey, how we're going in there?

Wait to hear of that.

Oh, a screwdriver.

Nah, that's a sledgehammer,

and I got a . Wait.

Just stay here now. Hold

still, I gonna beat down.

- Pardon me. Hold that.

- Oh, thank you.

Get me that hammer! I'll murder you!

No, no, no Moe, no, no!

- What's the meaning of this?

- Get up of here! Come on.

What are you doing here?

Ma sent us up here to keep

you to marry that blonde.


And I aim to do it, I aim to, I aim.

You termites!

- He still slaps.

- You bet.

Now, you boys be nice

and I let you come to my

wedding this afternoon.

Here's some money.

Go out and get yourself

some nice clothes.

Nothing doing. We'll not

gonna get you married,

- and you can't bribe me.

- Me too.

Me three.

Hey, you can't take that

from him. Give it back!


Now get out of here and

let's you wanna dress

like human beings and

come to my wedding.

Okay, pop, you win.

Well, that's better.

Now you go in there and help

yourselves from my clothes.

- Oh, thanks, pa!

- Yes, you're great, daddy.

I'm going down in the barber shop

and have these wiskers taken off,

and I'm gonna have my hair die.

Wouldn't help you, pop.

Don't you get fresh

now, son because you...

I'll see you when I get back.

210, 211...

Wait a minute.

- Come here.

- Give back that money!

Get going.

We gotta find a way to

break up this wedding.

Oh, boy!

I got a golf suit.

Oh boy!


Something smells awful.

What are you looking at me for?

Oh boy! You hit the jackpot!

Those moths lay a lot

of eggs, don't they?

This coat is...

Nitwit you!

I'm sorry, Moe, I'll turn around.

How can be Pop wear

clothes like these...?

Why you...!

- Wait. I didn't mean it, sure.

- Come on!

Go on, get out of here!

Well, I guess the

other pants are better.

Oh, pa maybe sits over an ice cream.

I'll take care of that.


Cleaning fluid! How convenient!

Now I'll fix that.

That's it.

Oh, yeah?

- How I look, kid?

- Pretty good, that I say.

I see you have a thread

hanging, wait a minute, Moe.

- Then get it off.

- I got it.


I wanna look pretty good, you know.

Boy, what a precious material.

Must be import, it smells to ocean.

Well, there it is.

Oh, yeah?

I'll have it in a minute, Moe.

A monocule!

Well, I'll wear this anyway.

Like them best.

Are you coming?

- There!

- Fine.

- What happened?

- Wait a minute, Moe.

Must be a mistake.

I'm sorry.

Why you...!

- Oh, pants.

- Hey, hey, wait a minute!

- Come on!

- Look out there!

Give me these.

Wait a minute, they are

mine! I saw them first.

- They're my size!

- Get me those!

Come on, don't you worry about that.

- Get off those pants!

- No, I'm not!

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