Transformers: The Last Knight

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Where in hell is

your so-called magician?

He will be here,

Lancelot.

He swore it.

They're preparing

for a second wave.

Charge!

This... this is what

the end looks like.

Your so-called

magician, Merlin,

cannot help us.

We're outnumbered,

100 to 1.

How are we gonna

get out of this?

He promised a weapon,

one of great power.

Arthur,

you are my king.

I will lay down

my life for you,

but this Merlin

is no wizard.

He's a worthless drunkard!

Oh, god, I'm sozzled!

One last nip.

Magic does exist.

It was found, long ago,

inside a crashed alien ship.

Hello?

Hello!

It is I,

conjurer of spirits,

master of the dark arts!

Is anyone there?

It is I, Merlin.

The wizard?

Remember me?

No! I kept your secret!

I did! Just as I promised!

I told no one of

your existence. No one!

But you have

to understand,

we britons

are in a desperate fight.

End-of-times sort of thing.

I mean it.

It's happening down there

now as we speak.

It's awful!

Big personalities

just sort of clashing

and bloody.

I hate to ask...

But we need your help.

There are no spells.

There is no magic.

We retreat.

Live to fight another day.

No!

Without sacrifice...

There can be no victory.

This is madness!

He will be here.

All right,

i am what they say!

I'm a liar, I'm a charlatan.

I've deceived my whole life.

But if I could,

for one moment,

change this world

for the better,

I would give up everything.

Everything!

I'd give up drink,

money, wom...

Drink and money.

Look.

Good men will die

without your help.

Women. Children.

I know your world

was destroyed. I'm sorry.

But please

don't let ours die, too.

I beg of you.

Guardian knights, transform.

Dragon is yours to command.

Oh. Yes.

That would be

just the thing.

Protect this staff.

One day a great evil

will come for it.

Oh, yes!

Charge!

It has been said

through the ages,

without sacrifice,

there can be no victory.

There are mysteries

to the universe

we were

never meant to solve.

I am optimus prime

and this message

is to my creators:

Leave planet earth alone.

'Cause I'm coming

for you.

These are

troubled times.

Optimus prime has left us

to find his makers.

Some say he will never return.

His sworn enemy,

Megatron... vanished.

Without leaders, chaos reigns.

Two species at war.

One flesh, one metal.

Transformers are declared

illegal on earth.

The world has set up

a new paramilitary force.

The trf.

Except in Cuba,

Castro lets them sun

on his beaches.

Hola, amigo!

Come on! Vamonos!

No, he's busy.

He's always busy.

A mojito needs ice.

Ice!

We are not animals.

But these alien beings

keep arriving.

Endless waves of them.

Too many to count.

We look to the skies

with dread and we wonder.

This is the jam!

Ooh, I like this.

Good choice.

Good choice.

Get it off my desk.

No way!

Where'd you get that?

How much of

our time remains?

One hundred billion trillion

planets in the cosmos...

No, get the director

on the phone. Go, go, go!

And they choose earth.

Why?

Y'all want to see

some dead robots?

You crazy?

This is an alien no-go zone.

Government doesn't

want us to go in here.

We're not

supposed to be here.

We're kids, man.

We get away with anything.

Nah, man.

I'm getting me

a souvenir.

Whoa, this is

the real deal.

There's

a dead one over there.

- Cool!

- Not cool.

Trf shot 'em down.

Whatever.

My dad says shoot 'em all

and let god sort 'em out.

Chihuahua.

Bro,

what is that?

Dude.

It's a robot!

Dude,

i think it's dead.

Nah, bro.

Yeah,

it's totally dead.

He's definitely,

definitely dead.

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