
Top Gear: The Perfect Road Trip 2
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- 2014
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(0.00 / 0 votes)CLARKSON:
Last year, Richard Hammondand I set off from Venice
on what should have been
the perfect road trip.
(LAUGHING)
We always had
the right car for the right road.
What a machine!
The sun shone when we wanted it to...
Look at this now.
...and the rain came when we didn't.
(LAUGHING)
It was brilliant.
Right up to the moment
when the French Constabulary
took away our driving licences.
Oh... Right.
So, this year with the lesson learned,
we thought we'd do
the perfect road trip again.
And this time we'd get it right.
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Do not adjust your set.
I know this how we began last year,
on a Riva Acquarama,
the world's best speedboat.
In Venice, the world's best city
- that's built on a sea.
- Yeah.
But there are some major differences
between what you saw
last year and what you'll see this time.
Firstly, he's even fatter.
- Oh, I am.
- He is.
And secondly, we have completely
changed the route.
Oh, yeah. This year we are not
going to France.
Because frankly, they are...
Well, they're a bunch of...
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Instead we shall be staying in Italy,
God's personal racetrack,
going from Venice down through Tuscany
and Rome
and along the spectacular Amalfi Coast.
And the cars we'll be using will be
even better than they were last year.
Faster, harder, louder.
We'd even arranged to finish on the
glittering jet-set island of Capri
in a couple of classic Ford Capris.
Nothing could go wrong this time.
(HORN HOOTING)
Frankly, the roads we've lined up
this year are biblical.
Well, they're not biblical,
they're more modern than that,
but they are magnificent.
And the cars we have to drive on them...
So, there is a whole exciting, thrilling
bag of things we've got lined up.
But one thing we haven't put in it...
Is James May.
James May. He's not here.
Which is what really makes it perfect.
You lose Captain Slow.
We can go with the sort of speeds
they like in Italy.
And I have one extra thing,
of perfection this year...
- Oh, here we go.
- ...to go with the perfect road trip.
No, critical, for the first time ever.
Food, we're abroad.
Ordinarily, I pretty much starve
or survive on crisps.
This time, for the first time,
not only am I going to be able to eat
foreign food,
I'm gonna love it
because we are going to Bologna,
home of spaghetti Bolognese,
my favourite food in the world.
Bologna. Bolognese.
I'll be able to eat like a local
and love it.
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
CLARKSON:
Soon, we docked the boatand were ready to meet the cars
we'd chosen
for the first leg of the journey.
Richard would be using the brand new
5.2-litre V10 Lamborghini Hurcan,
the long-awaited replacement
for the Gallardo.
And I'd be using this.
which comes with a twin turbo
3.8-litre V8.
Now, you're probably sitting there
wondering why neither of us
has chosen to use a Ferrari 458.
And that's a good question
because it is a magnificent car.
- It is. But it has one massive flaw.
- Mmm.
- James May owns one.
- He does.
He does and he has completely ruined it.
Nobody would want to buy
Ferrari 458 now.
- No.
- Nobody.
I do not want to drive to Bologna
in James May's car.
No, it would be like going there
in his underpants.
- It would ruin the experience.
- It's worse.
Whereas in these,
our immediate future is bright.
Our immediate future is orange.
Very, very orange.
Ya-ha-ha!
(ENGINE ROARING)
What a noise!
James May thought long and hard
about buying a McLaren.
But then he realised it was much quicker
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