Synopsis: Bryan Miller's is an ex-CIA agent who is now a security guard. He's divorced with a teenage daughter and a wife ready to remarrying a porn star called "Big Anaconda". His life is unraveling as he cant keep puppies in his car or communicate with his daughter. He buys "Vialis" to try to reenergize his life. Meanwhile the company which causes a fire. His life is full of mishaps, can he save his daughter and wife while trying to save himself?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Asher
Production: Elevative Entertainment
80 min

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain.

We will level off at 10,000 meters.

Because of the turbulence we ask you

to keep the belt on for everyone's safety.

There is a substantial thunderstorm

to the right of the plane.

Nature offers fireworks.

For you who are flying for the first time...

- Are you well, sir?

- Do not worry.

- Here.

- Thanks. Do you want anything else?

Two small bottles of vodka to

and one bag.

I do not want to get something on the jacket.

- Hello.

- Who are you?

I'm so horny right now.

This is a secure network.

How did you get my number?

What are you wearing?

I have no time for games.

- Dress by you.

- No.

Otherwise, I take something from you

every ten seconds.

I do not believe you.

Sir, this is strange.

All the small bottles of vodka is gone.

- Do I have your attention?

- It could be a coincidence.

Spypsarna is also gone.

- Do you believe me now?

- There may also be a coincidence.

Now my skirt disappeared.


- Do I have your attention now?

- Yes. And thanks.

- I must speak to the captain.

- Sorry to bother you...

- Where is the crew?

- They are gone.

It was just a dream.

Okay. That was a dream.

It is virtually

I have it in flakes.

Welcome to the puppy Empire.

My name is Sue, can I help you?

- I'm Bryan Miller.

- I've been waiting for you.

- Here she is, your new dog.

- Is it a sh*t tzu?

- It's pronounced shih tzu.

- What do I owe you?

Well... $ 2,749.12.

- Sh*t, Sue!

- That's right. Every third is free.

Do you like it?

I need a shih tzu to.

Not this time.

This should certainly be free.

I have you. I've got you.

It was unusual.



I do not like labels.

You are my woman. Okay?

- And anal sex is not really sex.

- I want to love only when we are a couple.

- Drink that.

- Ugh, you like kale?

- I've been hurt before.

- Why do I stop just in half.

You have not changed his relationship status

on Facebook. After that, you get me.

Moneymaker is connected with Lenore.

- In your butt.

- In my bum.

- You can not plunge into my home, Bryan.

- I heard the noises.

You must be exet.

I am moneymaker.

"Money Maker"? I'm Bryan Miller.

- I'm ex-husband and Kim's father.

- Why do you have a dog with you?

- A birthday gift to Kim.

- You know I'm allergic.

Oh my God.

- I'm going to take the dog.

- Do not touch the dog.

- Money?

- Aj as hell!

- Was it good?

- What? I've dealt with worse.

- This is nothing. Do you get it?

- No, slow down.

- The teeth are so sharp!

- Well we had a short break?

- We are divorced, Bryan?

- Are we really there?

- Second chances, then?

- You've got six.

- What happened to seven chances?

- Bryan, you are too intense.

Is it? I am intense?

Okay, I'm a little intense.

Money is tender

and has a big... heart.

Is it the only thing that's great?

Where is Kim?

- Not here.

- You're lying. I saw the boy's shoes in the hall.

The color tells me he plays

basketball Morning View. Cheer Badgers.

The number 23 means that they belong

Jamie Dempsey. A good athlete.

- He might exploit my daughter.

- This is the problem.

You use your CIA skills

home. This is real life.

- You are not an agent, you are the guardian.

- I am a security guard.

I can protect my family

and I intend to do it.

God, what a cute ears you have.

- It tickles. Stop.

- Are you ticklish?

Post by.

- Release her.

- No, Daddy!

Uh... It's busy.

It went well.

- Oh my God, Dad! Get out of here!

- I have bought a puppy for you.

You are at the age when one is not

wish to celebrate her birthday.

Your manhood has

a permanent holiday.

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Cameron Van Hoy

Cameron Van Hoy (born May 21, 1985) is an American actor, producer and writer. He first came to attention as the protagonist of Pups (1999), a critically acclaimed indie crime drama. more…

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