They Call Me Jeeg Robot



Turn there!

There he is! There he is!

No more bombs! No more violence!

He's gone down there.

"A demonstration took place

in Rome today"

"against the terror strikes and the

violence breaking out in the cities"

"A peaceful demonstration

after the bombing in Rome."

"The parade moved from

Piazza Venezia to Castel Sant'Angelo."

"At the Angelus in St. Peter's

Square, last Sunday,"

"Pope Francis addressed the perpetrators,"

"asking them to return to the Faith

and confess their sins,"

"an attempt to put an end

to these senseless terror actions."

"The Pope, during his Angelus, pleaded"

"to strengthen the aspiration

to peaceful understanding in a country"

"that's already worn out

by the economic crisis"

"While the investigators follow their

leads into the far Left,"

"who is opposing the austerity measures

imposed by the International Monetary Fund"

"the Commissioner to the Economy

has declared"

"that budget rebalancing

will go on nonetheless."

"This morning, the Government approved

new emergency provisions"

"including the much-feared hold

to public contracts."

Is Sergio there?

Hey, calm down, you lot!

Is Sergio here?

Sergio's busy.

I'll wait here.


Graziella is pregnant, now...

Are you kidding? Get into all the trouble

you want, but leave me out of this.

I know how these things end up.


You don't know shit!

Zingaro, I don't wanna get into

trouble because of you!

Goddamn you. If it wasn't for me,

you'd still be making peanuts.

Weren't we supposed to hit that armored truck?

What the f*ck do neapolitans have to do with it?

Ricca', you talk to him,

he's legit busting my balls!

Pinocchio's right.

Why didn't you check with us first,

before making decisions?

They called me just now.

The delivery is tonight, when the f*ck

was I supposed to tell you?

- I'm not wiping niggers' asses!

- Sergio, shut up!

Actually, go get ready, you gotta be

at the airport in 2 hours.

And who would these benefactors be?

Nunzia Lo Cosimo.

- And she's fronting us a Kay?

- Payable in 7 days. Doesn't get easier than that.

How are we supposed to flip

a Kilo in a week? Enlighten me.

Don't you see this is our

chance to make it big?

Three more shipments like this

and we're in with the big dogs!

- Exactly, what does it have to do with us?

- That's right.

Ricca', for once in your life,

I'm asking you to thing big!

And I'm asking you to think, period.

I'm not gonna die here

like my dad!

I can't fucking stand this place.

I can't stand this stench of shit!

Well, what do you know,

I actually like the stench!

No shit!

Go get ready. There's Nunzia's birthday

party tonight. They're waiting for us!

I'm not coming.

Yes you are.

Fabie', let's make things clear...

You're nobody's boss,

get it through your head.

Hey guys!

I had to wait in line for 3 hours.

Almost couldn't take it.

Zingaro, 64 gigs.

Awesome, Sperma!


You're a dumbass.


What did I ask you?

How did I want it? How?

- Black...

- I wanted it black.

I wanted it black.

What color is this one?

- White.

- How did you get "white"?

- You don't like it white?

- Nooo! I can't fucking stand it!

Well, I'm leaving. Anyway, since

armored truck is my lead,

I'm gonna do the hit with

my brother in law's people.

Now go get a black one.

Se', somebody's looking for you.

Go get a mop and bucket.

Zingaro made a mess in there.

Bloody hell...

F*ck off!

Enze', what do you have for me?

One hundred.

Hey, it's genuine!

Do you want a hundred or not?

Dude, are you OK?

- Weren't you in jail?

- No, always been home.

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