The Whiz Kids

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Cocksucker!

Cock-sucker!

Stop it!

Marco! This is not a kindergarten!

Gimme a cigarette!

-Sure.

You going on vacation?

No idea.

Arent you going away?

Dont think so.

Look, Matze and Sandra ...

III go say hi.

-Hows it going?

-Fine, and you?

Havent seen you around ...

-Yknow, Iots to do ...

But youve got time, I see.

-Yeah.

What are you up to tonight?

-WeII ...

We were thinking of going to WiIIiams.

To WiIIiams?

CooI, maybe weII drop in, too.

Both of you?

-Yes.

-CooI.

WeII, see you Iater then.

Thanks.

Come on, turn it off, OK?

Cause theres a woman in it?

Im outta here.

What about you, you staying?

Whats with your parents, anyway?

Nothing.

What do you mean, nothing?

-Nothing.

Whats your father Iike?

Like my mother.

And whats your mother Iike?

Like my father.

Lets see if its stiII raining.

I mean, the dripping might just be the roof.

Look Iike its cIearing up aIready.

Look there.

Are those dams? To keep out the water?

If it rains too much?

Looks Iike a rampart,

an anti-semitistic rampart.

Whatre you gonna stop with those?

-Ossis.

-Ossis ...

Ossis and communists.

Lets count the drops.

You take the Ieft, III take the right.

First to finish wins.

Wait.

We have to start together.

-OK. On your mark ...

-Get set ...

Ive finished. Ive won.

Why did you Iock the door?

Johannes?

Open up!

I have to go, Im in a hurry.

Sorry, mum. Wasnt on purpose.

-Hurry up!

Hey! Stop it.

Or at Ieast shut the door.

Danger turns me on.

Oh, my mother is SO dangerous.

Lick it off.

I want to touch it.

-Come on.

-But cooI, OK?

-CooI, very gentIy.

Wait, make it stop there somehow.

Dont kiII it.

Id never kiII PauIine.

Want to hoId her?

-Wait a second. No ...

You hardIy feeI it. It Iooks weird ...

You dont feeI it, reaIIy.

Put it on your hand. Come here.

What kind of dump is this?

-Shut up, man.

-Faster!

Faster!

Hey, we need something.

-What?

Lubricant.

Then get some.

Let me see.

Cares and protects, quickIy absorbed.

Ever f***ed a girI?

-No ...

Ever wanted to?

Want to watch?

Hi, Tanja!

Hi.

Didnt you say youd come alone?

Missed me?

Whats going on here?

-Come on, you want it, too, right?

Thats enough.

Thats not funny. Stop that sh*t!

In a fiIm by

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Based on the story by

A.M. Homes The Whiz Kids

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