
The Wedding Ringer
(0.00 / 0 votes)(DIALING PHONE)
(PHONE RINGING)
SETH; (ON PHONE) Hello.
Hi. Seth?
Yeah?
Hey, there, it's Doug.
Um, I'm sorry.
Doug who?
Doug Harris.
You know, Doug Harris.
"Persian Rug Doug"?
"Chili Cheese Doug"?
"SPF 60"?
(LAUGHS)
Oh, of course, man.
SPF 60,
how are you, brother?
It's been a long time.
I, uh, know we haven't
spoken in a while
but I was actually
calling because
I've actually got
I'm getting married, bud. Wow!
That's amazing. Congratulations.
We're very excited and, in
fact, I'm doubly excited
because I'm calling
to see if maybe
you would want
to be my best man.
(SETH CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
Wow. Um, I mean,
this is a little bit awkward.
I feel like
we're not at that level.
It feels like we don't know
each other that well. You know?
No, I don't feel that way.
What about that...
Seth, what about that
weekend in Carlsbad Caverns?
I mean, that was
Can I give you the dates?
Maybe you just want to look into it.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
Are you still there, Seth?
MAN 1:
I don't knowwhat to say, Doug.
I mean, I didn't
invite you to my wedding.
That's okay. That's okay.
Yeah, you can't invite
everyone that you want to.
Actually, we did invite
everyone we wanted to.
(LAUGHS) We had,
like, 400 guests.
Freshman year?
Your roommate?
MAN 2:
I heard you died.No. No, that's Len Brophy.
I'm the other one.
Truth be told, uh, you're the
Is that a yes or a no?
Hola, Eduardo.
(LINE BEEPS)
RECORDING:
We're sorry.You have reached a number
that has been disconnected,
or is no longer in service.
If you feel you have reached
this recording in error,
try your call again. (SIGHS)
(GROANING)
Ow!
(GROANING CONTINUES)
DOUG:
Stephen!Tonight's the night
Hey!
Let's live it up
Let's live it up
I got my money
Roberta!
Let's spend it up
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Smash it
DOUG:
Stephen!Jump off that sofa
Come on
Let's get, get off
ls everyone
out of the office?
Maze! tov
L'Chaim
And then
we'll do it again
Timothy!
Let's do it
Let's do it,
let's do it, do it
Somebody!
Help!
And do it,
and do it
I can't feel
my fucking legs!
I gotta feeling
That tonight's
gonna be a good night
That tonight's
gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be
a good, good night
I gotta feeling
Whoo-hoo
That tonight's
gonna be a good night
That tonight's
gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be
a good, good night
Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like, oh, my God
Jump off that sofa
ALL:
Let's get, get off!
Fill up my CUP
ALL:
Maze! tov!
Look at her dancing
Just take it
ALL:
Off!
Let's paint the town
We'll Shut it down
Let's burn the...
ALL:
Roof!
'Cause I gotta feeling
(MAN LAUGHING)
You have to know that. Okay.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
I ain't lying.
Yeah. I've always been a bit
of a hopeless romantic myself.
If our true match
exists somewhere,
it's our goal in life
to find her.
But, see, Andrew's a bit
more rational than me.
Andrew always believed
that "the one"
was a farce created
by musicians and Hollywood.
Until last December.
Andrew calls my cell phone
and he says,
"Remember all that
stuff I said about"
"there being no such
thing as 'the one'?"
He said, "Well, I was wrong.
Her name is Gina Baker."
"And she doesn't
know this yet,"
"but she's going
to be my wife."
GUESTS:
Aw.And I knew at that moment
that this Gina Baker
was the luckiest girl
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