The Victorville Massacre

Officer Maroney (OS): Sorry to

bother ya while you finish

your sandwich and all, boss.

I know how you get when you

don't finish your lunch and

all...

but don't you think we oughta

go in and check it on out?

Didn't I tell ya

to stop calling me boss, boy?

Well, with all due respect

sir, shouldn't we at least go

knock on the door...see if

anybody

home. Or something?

We will.

Don't you think we oughta do it

now, boss?

Goddamn, son. What I tell ya

about calling me "boss?"

Not to.

Jesus Christ.

How old are you, boy?

I just turned 21 this past

November. Which means I can

legally

drink now.

F***in' kids.

Gettin' younger every year.

You know who lives here, son?

No, sir.

I don't.

This is the old widow, Mrs.

Bates' place.

Do you know how long she's lived

here?

5. 6 years maybe. Bakers dozen?

Let's just say:
Longer than you

been on the goddamn

planet. You understand?

No, sir. I'm afraid I don't.

Old Mrs. Bates:
She's 85 years

old.

Now how much of a disturbance

you think she possibly be

causing?

Ain't that why we got called in,

boss?

You bringin' your gun?

Knocks on gate

Mrs. Bates!

Mrs. Bates, it's Officer

Bailey!~

Doorbell rings

She's a little hard of hearing.

What did ya expect? She's 85.

Door creaks open

Mrs. Bates?!

Mrs. Bates?! Got a call of a

noise complaint...

Sh*t.

Throat slashes

C*cks gun

C*cks gun

Slices off arm

Buzzing sound

So, first day, huh?

Eh. I figure it makes me look

professional.

Heart pulsating

C*cks gun

Rocks crunching

Police radio noises in

background

News reporters on the scene

Rocks crunching

Rocks crunching

Gurney rolling

Two dead cops...

a bunch of dead kids... And

nobody knows a goddamn, f***ing

thing.

Kid:
We're working on it, Chief.

Yeah, we're all working on it.

Kid:
We're working on it, Chief.

Yeah, we're all working on it.

But what about the neighbors?!

They didn't see anything or hear

anything?

They're out of town for the

weekend.

I gotta clear my head...

Clean this mess up. Make sure

you fill out the reports.

And get back to the office!

Yes, sir.

Kid...

Try and keep this out of the

press, will ya?

Yes, sir.

Ria:
Jesus, when was the last

time we were all together like

this?

Seriously, it was in like

college.

Now that was good times.

Hell yeah, who could forget?

That was the weekend Stephanie

finally caved in

to the Steve-myster!

to the Steve-myster!

No way you guys! Anyways...

I was totally wasted on tequila.

And that was the weekend Bobby

and I broke up.

You know you still want it.

In your dreams I do.

Laughs

Besides, if I play my cards

right this weekend...it'll be

Lane and I doin' the dirty

Slams head

Slams head

Opens blade

Think about it...

...and I'll cut you.

What the f***?!

Seriously though...

Of all places to spend Labor Day

weekend, Victorville?

Seriously.

Wait, what's wrong with

Victorville?

Uh, everything? Why did Matt

get that place anyway?

I'm not really sure, but from

what he said, it barely cost him

anything.

That's because

No one wants to live there.

No, seriously guys... what's

wrong with Victorville?

EVERYTHING!

Jesus. Fine.

No, but seriously,

What is the plan for this

weekend?

To get f***ed up!

Obviously.

How about a little truth or

dare?

No way! Not with these two

bozos.

I'm done.

bozos.

I'm done.

Yeah, but do you go...

down? Ay ooo!

Laughs Punches in groin

Oh, God...right in the crotch...

Come on, princess...

I'm not going into the lions den

alone.

Ok, fine! I'm just not going to

show them b*obs.

Come on. We've all seen your

tits.

God...

You guys are perverted.

Come on. We have to play truth

or dare.

It's like a cliche for a co-ed

weekend.

Ok Ms. Too Cool for School,

what were you planning on doing?

A ghost story by the camp fire.

Nah uh, no way...

What's wrong princess?

Nothing. I'm not

scared I just don't think it's

appropriate. That's all.

Uh, it's totally appropriate.

What with, the dozen killings in

Victorville in the last

6 weeks.

Ok, the police say they're

completely unrelated.

That's stupid. How could they

not be related?

It's still disrespectful.

Lighten up princess. We're just

trying to have a good time.

Feel free to join in.

Who else is coming up this

weekend?

Matt and LIsa should already be

at the house. And Andrew is

picking up Mary.

Isn't that gonna be a

little...awkward?

Why?

Uh, having the three of them in

the same house for the whole

weekend?

Look, if Matt hasn't made a

move by now

He never will. I mean, he's had

a crush on her since high

school.

Yeah, there's that...

And Andrew would beat his ass!

It's not a problem. Lisa is

completely naive. She doesn't

even know that Matt is in love

with her.

Andrew must have her wrapped

around his little finger.

Andrew wouldn't be

getting any without Lisa.

Ok. Somehow I highly doubt

that.

Wait! We should toast.

You wanna toast?

Yeah!

Ok. To what?

Um. To friendship.

To friendship.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Laughs

Sips

This place is awesome. How long

have you lived here?

It's kinda funny...

I was working for the guy who

used to own this place just

doing odd jobs here and there.

And the bank was going to

foreclose on it.

So, he just sold it to me.

So you went from working on the

roof to owning the house.

Damn. Not too shabby.

So... how are things between

you and Andrew?

Since my birthday? It's ok. I

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