
The True Memoirs of an International Assassin
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Come on!
Oh, fu...
Okay, RPG's way over the top.
What is the next move?
Next move.
What would he do next?
What would he do next?
What's up, man? We doing this?
What's he gonna do?
All right. Catch you later.
Ka-Bar tactical knife.
Let's light this candle.
- Come here.
- Help.
Stop.
Let me go! Help! Help!
Give me your hand.
- What are we gonna do?
- Crash.
Hopefully in the water.
We can survive that?
Let's go with it for now.
Yeah! Yeah!
- Thank you, Mason.
- Well...
Oh, signature line time.
What do you say to a beautiful woman
whose life you just saved?
Hmm.
Signature line time.
I got nothing.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold it.
Thank you, Sam.
- No thanks needed.
Just doing what any man would do.
Let's just say you owe me one.
You owe...
Missy, you owe...
I'm sorry. Are you still talking to me?
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I was...
thinking what I would say
to a beautiful woman. Sorry. I didn't...
Not that you're not... beautiful.
I didn't...
This is a different one.
- This one's in my head.
- Okay.
I'm coming, too.
I'm not following you.
I'm not following you. I'm going this way.
Whoa, Larson.
This isn't some kind
of disgruntled employee thing?
No, no, I'm not disgruntled.
I'm totally gruntled.
I'm gonna need these home electrical
fire tables on Monday.
Uh, excuse me.
Wasn't Jerry supposed to do these?
Jerry.
All right, here's the deal.
Between you and me,
I never should've hired Jerry.
But what am I supposed to do, right?
That's my wife's brother.
Not to mention,
I accidentally texted him a d-pic...
which was meant for...
Jill the intern. You've seen her, yeah?
Right, no, I know. Anyway, the point is,
he's got me by my Bert and Ernies.
The thing is I'm about to finish my book.
And I just...
I wanted to take the weekend
to polish it up.
Make sure it's accurate.
Okay, how about you just make sure
that these are as accurate as possible?
That's why you get paid the big bucks.
I'm kidding.
I know you make less than I do.
Good stuff.
Fire tables, Monday.
Let's stay athletic, people.
Stay athletic.
Mind and body. Mind and body.
- Thank you, Mason.
- Well...
that's why I get paid the big... bucks?
What?
Yeah, that was...
That was pretty bad.
Ooh...
Sorry, Mr. Lowenthal.
Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
Works, works, works.
Ah...
- Here's some Italian.
- I owe you one.
I know you're good for it.
If a Mossad agent had to crash land
a helicopter into the water...
You know I was just an analyst, right?
I'm not asking if you had to.
I'm asking if a field agent had to.
Samuel, when was the last time
you had a date?
- What do you call this?
- Two putzes in a pool hall.
Yeah, well, last night I saved
Well, you'd better be careful.
You don't want the best things
Yeah, well, right now my alter ego's
on a helicopter about to die.
Now, come on, I bought you lunch.
Fill me in here. What's up?
A field agent wouldn't crash a copter.
He would jump out.
Better chance of surviving a fall
than a crash.
Wouldn't the fall kill you
before the crash?
It depends on the height
and how you land.
There's a story,
and I don't know how true it is,
of an assassin so deadly
that he eliminated
over 30 high-value targets
in his short career.
They say for his final mission,
he was hired by the Brits
to poison a Venezuelan general in '88.
So, the operative escaped
in the helicopter, but they shot it down.
And most believe
that that was the end of him.
- Oh, but he lived.
- Well, there are some who think
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