The Switch

Synopsis: Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) and Wally (Jason Bateman) are best friends. Being unlucky in love, Kassie has decided to have a child using artificial insemination. Wally doesn't like this idea, but he isn't capable of admitting to himself, let alone to Kassie, that he's in love with her. At Kassie's artificial insemination party, Wally gets very drunk and spies the sperm donor's sample in the bathroom. Wally was way too drunk to know what he did that night, and Kassie has moved away because she doesn't feel that New York City is a place to raise a child. Now 7 years later, Kassie has moved back with her son Sebastian. While she is looking to get Roland (the sperm donor) more involved in their lives, Wally can't help but notice the many striking similarities that he and Sebastian share.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Production: Miramax
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
52
Rotten Tomatoes:
51%
PG-13
Year:
2010
101 min
$27,400,000
Website
495 Views

Look at us.

Running around.

Always Rush.

Always late.

This is why they call it,

the human race.

All we create most for this connection.

For some it what happens at first sight.

As what you know, you know.

It is the fate or its magic.

That's great for them.

They may live in a pop song.

With the speed train travel.

That's not the way they really works

For the rest of us what it is

less romantic.

It's Complicated.

It's messy.

It's about horrible timing

and missed opportunities.

And not being able to say when

you need to say.

When you need to say.

At least that's away was for me.

Taxi.

Fat ugly bitch cyclists.

Fat ugly bitch cyclists.

Pig face. Pig face.

I see a pig's face on a mummy.

I see a pig's face on a mummy.

Men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little

men boy. looking at me.

You're not a really little men child.

Boy. He said, and that's worse.

I'm a Really little men boy that

should be wear sweater.

He is mentally ill and is on a corner.

Cassia, exactly.

There is no reason they polite.

They are on a the right side

truth some reflection they

have I had crosses.

I can't believe this such can be

bother you, Wally. It does.

Now I have something news.Can I please.

I wanna show you something. first watch it .

Caught this out.

What is that?

I seem to have a tumor.

Is that your scrotum?

It is not a sunset.

Distasting.

My health disasteur?

Then cure on my death later.

My turn. See this?

That's the dollar in yen.

I bought in a week ago.

Review.

Now look it at this.

Yah somebody knew all this job

what you advise to get them?

I don't thinks, I got potential mentals, tv ratio...

Simple, simple, hold or sell?

We sell when things are down.

Exactly.

This wally,this is went out after a certain age.

So?

I like you to first to know...

I'm having baby.

You pregnant?

Not yet.

I'm working on it.

Much the doctor. much sell's on my level

It's really great.

Considering, and she said.

My chermical mukus is georgeous.

Anyway.

Thanks.

She shriken me the slecture about my age.

I was really start to cure.

About timing and why wait.

I started...

Please stop having sex on food

Sorry You know I did not realize.

Handle it was myself, I can do this.

I got a killer in job to Network.

And I do not need a men to

a baby.

Technically, speaking.

Is this about Paul?

Consider that different from weather

a disastrous mistake, and continue.

This acctually nothing to do with Paul.

I think it does.

And Thank you for bringing it up.

All I'm saying is don't you take a kind a rude

Take a look at your relationship is so bitting of the next step.

To what you want before.

You know what I'm just try a thing about how this is supposed to go.

Alright I'm just trying to do it now.

Life is in saction.

Is that from 'n' Informer Show '?

No.

Really? Did you buy the DVD?

What.

But It really something deprissed with me.

I'm going to do this.

I want to have a kid.

I'm in the market for some cement.

And...

And?

You need to help me to find something.

So what are you mind to use a service?

Let's read your resume?

I heard about this women in Queens she

sperm from an Ivy League athlete bought...

Showed that it was a homeless.

You did not hear that.

kid a homeless child.

She made him a trial and lost.

You just make all of that.

Get up?

Why you even on this train?

Because We're not early done talking about this.

Wally, you're a forthright.

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Allan Loeb

Allan Loeb (born July 25, 1969) is an American screenwriter and film and television producer. He wrote the 2007 film Things We Lost in the Fire and created the 2008 television series New Amsterdam. He wrote the film drama 21, which also was released in 2008. Among his other credits, he wrote and produced The Switch (2010). He also co-wrote Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010), and wrote The Dilemma (2011), and Just Go with It (2011). He performed a rewrite for the musical Rock of Ages (2012), and the mixed martial arts comedy Here Comes the Boom (2012). more…

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