
The Squid and the Whale
(3.00 / 1 vote)Mom and me versus you and Dad.
- Long.
- It was out.
- It did look good.
- Frank, it was out.
- It's my call. Out.
If you can, try and hit it
at your mother's backhand.
- It's pretty weak.
- Got it.
- Yes!
- Don't gloat, Walt.
Five games to three, us.
- F***! Come on, Bernard.
- Bernard, don't curse.
I'm cursing at myself.
- Nice shot.
- Thanks.
- Walt, watch out.
- It's part of the game.
Fifteen-love.
Joan, I'm sorry. It was an accident.
Frank.
Did you just put that peanut up your nose?
Cashew. Yes.
Pickle, that is such
an idiotic, stupid thing to do.
No, it's out. I got it.
We're reading A Tale of Two Cities
in English. Is that any good?
It's minor Dickens.
Popular in schools.
or Great Expectations is much richer.
What is it about high school that you read...
...all the worst books
by good writers?
You should read it and see what you think of it.
What are you doing?
Just fixing up the couch.
- Did you sleep there?
- Yeah, our bed is hurting my back.
Isn't the couch worse
than the bed? For backs?
No. This is better.
When does Mom's story come out in the magazine?
It's not a magazine.
It's a literary journal.
Next month, I think.
It'll be weird having two writers as parents.
Yeah, well, Dad influenced her.
She never wrote before she met him.
I haven't read any of Dad's books.
I've looked at them. They're great.
Very dense.
He needs a new agent.
It's been too long.
The publishing world isn't receptive
always to real literary talent.
Maybe Mom will be famous instead.
- No, Dad's the writer.
- Maybe Mom's better.
That's way off base, Frank.
That's way off base.
Ivan hit with Arthur Ashe once.
Wasn't he ranked, like, 402 or something?
Ivan could've been a champ
if he hadn't hurt his knee.
Okay, my brother, let's see some groundstrokes.
You gotta ease up, my brother.
Jimmy Connors hits as hard as he can...
...but we can't all get away
with that, right?
All right, let's see the backhand.
Two hands. Two hands.
Hey, my brother.
Who taught you these junkyard strokes?
My Dad. He's self-taught.
I heard that. Hey, Bernard.
these junkyard chip shots?
A one-handed backhand
is an elegant stroke.
My brother here doesn't want
a weak chip shot for a backhand.
- I don't care.
- It's McEnroe's stroke.
He's the master of the chip game.
- All right, fellas, that's it for today.
- Ivan, you wanna hit a little?
I got a few minutes.
Frank, you and Carl hang out.
Give me your racquet.
- Are you interested in any arts?
- I wouldn't mind being a pro.
It's very hard to be a professional player.
As good as even Ivan is, he's not in
a league with McEnroe or Connors.
Oh, I don't mean a pro like that.
I mean, like a pro
at the bubble. Like Ivan.
You don't wanna be a pro.
I'm sure I've lost my parking space.
We're gonna have to drive around.
- Can you drop me off?
- No.
I picked you up, the least you can do
is ride around with me.
Terrific, honeys.
- Walt, did you write that song?
- Yes.
- Frank had some good ideas too.
- Very dense. Very interesting.
Yeah. I signed up for the talent thing
they have at school.
Great. Just make sure
you practice a lot.
Mom, I'll be fine.
Remember, you'll be in front of a lot of people.
- Don't ruin the whole thing for me.
- You'll win.
If you don't, something's wrong with them.
Which is probably the case, actually.
People can be very stupid.
I'll get it.
Walt, you wanna come to my class
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