The Secrets of Emily Blair

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So, what you're sayin

is that you're responsible

for the deaths?

Yes, that's right.

You killed all those people?

I am responsible

for their deaths.

Why?

There are two

answers to that question,

the one that's true and the

one that you will believe.

I'm only interested

in the truth.

All right.

No human was responsible

for these crimes.

But, if someone must be

punished, then let it be me.

And that's the truth?

That's the truth.

Then why don't you

tell me what I'll believe.

Paging Dr. Bender.

Paging Dr. Bender, please.

That is so gorgeous.

You didn't help

him pick this out?

All by himself.

And you didn't see it coming?

No, totally surprised.

Mmm. That's a keeper.

I know.

All right, ladies, break it up.

- Emily got engaged.

- Oh, yeah?

Good for you.

Drug test for the homeless

guy in Exam Room 5.

You are such a romantic.

That's me, Dr. Love.

Back to reality.

Mmm.

Hello.

I need to draw some

blood, is that all right?

Bye-bye.

You're not going

"bye-bye" just yet.

I need to roll up your sleeve.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

What's the hurry?

You just got here.

Okay, you're gonna

feel a little pressure.

Bye-bye, Emily.

Hey, how'd you know my name?

Something's wrong.

Oh, my God.

God's not here, Emily.

I need to get some help.

Fran!

You're hurting me.

Let go.

I haven't even started.

Help! Somebody

help me!

Stop!

Bye-bye.

Stop. Let go of me.

Bye-bye.

Why...

Paging Dr. Bender.

Paging Dr. Bender, please.

Oh, my God.

What in the world...

Emily, what happened? Emily?

Emily.

Emily.

Crash cart!

I don't know what happened.

What do you mean?

100-year-old homeless

dude had a heart attack.

Shocker, alert the media.

Yeah, but,

why don't I remember?

I took his blood

and next thing I know,

Fran's yelling at me

to get the crash cart.

Okay, Em, I know this may come

as a bit of a shock to you,

but you're kind of

a sensitive person.

You stuck a guy with a needle,

he had a heart attack,

you had a momentary freak out.

Yeah, I guess.

People dropping dead

is part of the job.

Don't give it another

thought, just go home.

Have crazy fiance sex with Will.

Emily.

Holy...

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, God.

It's just a dream.

Yeah.

You're safe. Huh.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I won't let anything

bad happen to you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You're stuck with me forever.

Hello.

Oops.

Is that your mother?

Welcome to the family.

You gave her a key?

She's my mother.

Sorry, I should've told you.

Yeah, you should have.

Mom.

Hi.

There they are,

the happy couple.

Hi.

Oh...

Morning, Linda.

Oh, no, no, no, you cannot

call me Linda anymore.

Now, it's "Mom."

Morning, Mom.

- Morning, daughter.

- Mom, it's...

It's 7:
00 in the morning...

I know, sweetie.

It's good to see you.

We have got a lot of work to do.

A wedding doesn't

plan itself, you know?

So, firstly, I got all the

new bridal magazines.

Oh, but the first order of business

is we have to choose your colors.

Because we can't even

send invitations out

if we don't know what

colors we're dealing with.

And, oh, the church, of course,

we're gonna do it at St. Mark's.

But we've gotta

call Father Avital

and get you two enrolled in the

marriage courses immediately.

- Marriage class?

- Yeah.

Oh, my God, I almost

forgot the best thing.

Ta-da!

You bought a wedding dress?

Mom, we have a...

What? No, I mean, this is what

I wore to marry your father.

I just...

I wanted Emily to have it.

Only if you like it.

It's pretty.

Yes, it's gorgeous,

it's beautiful.

I love it.

Gorgeous. Ooh...

It's so exciting.

My daughter-in-law.

I'm sorry.

Holding you too tight.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Come on, baby.

Let's get coffee. Come

on, let's get to work.

Come on, you two.

Okay.

Can you call the lab

about the results on four?

It's been over an hour.

I think I can probably

make that happen for you.

Try and work it into

your schedule, will you?

He's so hot, don't you think?

In like a nerdy doctor,

antisocial kind of way.

Ah... I'm sorry, is my fantasy

office romance boring you?

What?

Are you with me here?

Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just...

I'm just so spacey, I just

keep drifting off and...

Oh, my God.

That's why you're getting

married, isn't it?

What?

You're totally knocked up.

No, no, I'm not.

Oh, you denying it proves it.

I know what knocked up

sounds like, and that's it.

Oh, you know what

knocked up sounds like?

Mmm-hmm.

- Emily.

Can you assist him with

the suturing in Exam 1?

Sure thing, Fran.

Preggers. You heard

it here first.

Whatever.

And we're done.

There you go.

Emily here is going to

bandage you up, all right?

Well done, Sporto.

Okay.

How we doing?

Okay, I guess.

You did great.

You're, like, one of the bravest

patients we've ever had.

Really?

Absolutely.

So, you play baseball?

Yeah.

What position?

Second base.

Well, I love baseball.

So, what's your favorite team?

Dodgers.

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Bobby!

Oh, my God! It's okay.

It's all right.

What did you do?

My finger!

My finger!

What did you do?

All right.

Mom!

Honey, it's okay.

No, it's not okay.

Em, it was an accident, okay?

You've got to pull

yourself together.

Give us a minute?

I'll be outside.

Yeah.

I think we saved the finger.

Oh, God.

And what the hell happened?

I don't remember.

I was talking to him and

he was smiling and then

next thing I know,

he's screaming.

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