
The Room
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Opening credits play against generic footage of Johnny stalking about San Francisco
Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house
Johnny:
Hi babe! I have something for you.Lisa:
What is it?Johnny:
Just a little something.He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it to find a red dress.
Lisa:
Johnny, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?Johnny:
Sure, it’s yours.Lisa:
Wait right here. (she grabs Johnny’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now.Johnny sits down. Cut to Lisa reemerging from the stairs in the red dress.
Johnny:
Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa.Lisa:
Isn’t it fabulous?Johnny:
I would do anything for my girl.Enter Denny
Denny:
Oh hey, guys.Johnny:
Oh hi, Denny.Denny:
Wow! Look at you!Lisa:
It’s from Johnny.Johnny:
Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.Denny:
How much was it?Lisa:
Denny, don’t ask a question like that!Johnny:
Nice to see you, Denny. I’m going to take a nap.Denny:
Can I go upstairs too?Johnny:
Ha-ha!Lisa:
Denny, I think I’m gonna join him.Johnny:
A-ha-ha.They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly
Lisa:
I’ve got some candles upstairs.Johnny:
You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.Lisa:
This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.Johnny:
Oh, yeahhh.Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.
In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight.
Johnny:
A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.
Denny:
No, stop!Johnny:
Denny, do you have something else to do?Denny:
I just like to watch you guys.Lisa:
Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!Johnny:
Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.Denny:
I get it. You guys want to be alone.Johnny:
That’s the idea!Denny:
Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!Johnny:
Bye, Denny.Lisa:
Bye, Denny.Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked b*obs. Johnny fucks Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps.
The alarm clock goes off at :28. Johnny gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Lisa.
Johnny:
Did you like last night?Lisa:
Yes I did.Johnny:
Ha-ha-ha.Lisa:
Can I get you anything?Johnny:
Unh-unh. I have to go now.Lisa:
Okay, bye.Johnny:
Bye.Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters.
Lisa:
Hi mom, how are you?Claudette:
I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm?Lisa:
Nothing much. Do you want some coffee?Claudette:
What’s wrong? Tell me.Lisa:
I’m not feeling good today.Claudette:
Well, why not?Lisa:
I don’t love him anymore.Claudette:
Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me.Lisa:
He’s so boring.Claudette:
You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house.Lisa:
That’s why he’s so boring!Claudette:
Well, what are you going to do?Lisa:
I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him.Claudette:
Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it?
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