
The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature
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fora cute little squirrel
with a fluffy fail,
but it's not.
Sure, when kids see you
in the park, they go, Aww!.
Aww!
If you're lucky,
they give you nuts.
If you're unlucky,
they are nuts.
Being the little guy means
everything's out to get you.
Bikes...
Cars...
Gum...
Ugh.
Ugh! Whoa!
But things got a whole
lot better last summer
when the Nut Shop
went out o! business,
and left a lifetime supply
of food in the basement.
Fur once, the little guy at
the bottom of the food chain
came out on top.
Cannonball!
You da man, Surly.
Ha-ha! Thank you.
Thank you.
I call that one
"The Peanut Buster,"
patent pending.
Excellent.
A very tight tuck.
And a high degree of difficulty.
A little loo much flare.
Whoa, nice. 10.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gotta get back
to slacking off.
Looking good, Surly.
Yeah, whoo-hoo!
Hey, Bruce, remember
to pace yourself.
Playing with
your food? Nice.
Look out!
Oh! Slow down
or someone's gonna get hurt.
Yes. Wheel Yee-haw!
Ahh! Precious, come on. That's disgusting.
No lick-licks.
Ah, sorry, boss.
It's hard to respect
your personal space
when you taste
like peanut butter.
There's a peanut butter
machine right there.
No way.
Peanut butter.
Come on, Daddy needs
a new pair of shoes.
What do you need shoes for?
You're a wild animal.
Come on, snake eyes.
One peanut-colada,
coming right up.
Keep 'em coming, Morty.
All right. Clear a path.
Mixed nuts coming through.
Stuff your face until it's pink.
How many peanuts can you drink'?
One. Two. Three. Four.
Get your popcorn here.
Hot, fresh popcorn.
The fun never stops
with the corn that pops.
Popcorn here.
Get your popcorn.
No fair. Mine didn't pop.
That was awesome!
This is the life, Buddy, huh?
Kickin' back,
literally doing nothing.
Remember when we had
to work for these things?
Come on, Dad.
Hurry up.
Careful, sweetheart.
Not too fast.
There it is.
With a little hard work
and determination,
that nut will be ours.
Uh, Andie, why don't
we just get free nuts
from the Nut Shop
like everyone else?
Does anybody else
think that's a good idea?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yeah.
No. It's a terrible idea.
Oh.
Come on, guys.
We're wild animals. Living off
the Nut Shop is unnatural.
But their products
are 100% organic.
Now, who thinks
we should go get that nut?
Guys.
This is when you're supposed
to put your hands up.
- Right. Okay, Andie. Okay.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
That's better.
Now, pay attention
because this will be
on the test.
Remember,
the nut is your friend.
It's been waiting
its whole life for this.
Place your hands
at 10:
00 and 2:00and gently pull.
Gently pull. Ahh!
Uh, Andie?
Will this be on the test?
Please hold all questions
until the end of the demonstration.
The Nut Shop's
looking better and better.
Mmm-hmm.
See, class?
Hard work always pays off.
Ooh!
- Ahh!
- Ooh!
See? That wasn't so bad.
Now we can squirrel that
nut away for the winter.
Who wants to go
to the Nut Shop'?
Nut Shop rules!
Johnny's got the early lead,
but Jimmy's close behind.
are in full effect.
Any regurgitory reversals
will result in disqualification.
Yay!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah.
Here come the nuts.
Attaboy, Johnny. Show
those nuts who's boss.
Are you joking?
An eating contest?
What? It's good
for morale.
Surly! Hold that
cranky response.
I got you something.
A Brazil nut?
Yeah.
It's, uh, exotic.
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